Most Retarded/Funny Names

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  1. Spectre01

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    Post the most stupidest/funniest names you've seen people have while playing CS. :afro:
     
  2. OmegaX

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    GayBob Fagpants
     
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    Vaginal Discharge.
     
  4. MarcoPollo

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    I think it's funny when Cheaters in cs 1.6 name them selves after the cheats they use like....(speedhacker) SpeedyGonzalez or HeadshotHarry
     
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    phantom penis... that guy was like a father to me..
     
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    CADMonkey.

    What kind of a name is that, anyway?
     
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    Imzda_N00b!!1
    THe name was perfect for him...I think he went 0:11.
     
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    The horse with no name
    I tried to get him/her to name the horse but he/she wouldn't.
     
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    Catch me if you can, he was a speedhacker..
     
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    Misguided Penis
    Children trim my pubes
    ****le duck
     
  11. Spectre01

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    Arctic Penis
    Jesus-loves-me:)
    Nigga PlZz!
    MILF Hunter Unit XJ9
    iwishiwasblack
    black people luuuuuuuuuuuv me(just saw it today)
     
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    This topic's pretty old but:

    anyoneikillisjewish
    Teh_pwn!
    ROFLSaurus Rex
    Nigga o_O
    pdizzlemynizzlefoschizzle
    {DTS}Hey, I'm a nigga
    {Dick Tickling Seniors} Carol
    {Dick Tickling Seniors} The one who tickles his dick
    CampingAWPn00b
    Emo Punk Bi Girl
    (fCn)McJesus Burger
    (fCn)Jesus Hernandez Christ
    -=BG=- MaGiCaL NeGrO
    Once I've seen a no-name player :eek:
     
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    ummm Player no lol jk
     
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    Sleezy Chickenbiscuits
     
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    dildo faggins
     
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    "hey African, That's My Bike!"
     
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    - GayNub :naughty:
    - FlyingPotatoe :smoking:
    - Noobs'R Us ;)
    - Fcuk the fckuers :p
    - Sexy Alien :monkee:
    - Damn I Suck Today :devil:
     
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    Frodo My Baggins
     
  19. RISEN1

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    "I too have an Uncle"

    I just bust up laughing when I see him.
     
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    I always get comments about my name, but no one has mentioned it here. oh well :(
     
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    lemonfridge ;)

    i_throw_rocks_at_retarded_kids.
     
  22. lemonfridge

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    heeeeee!
     
  23. MuToiD_MaN

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    I can never remember the names of the people I play against. I should keep a text file.
     
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    Bill cosby

    and he had a funny spray with bill cosby in it.
     
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    GI Jesus
     
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    "Look who's stalking"

    He used only the knife, he was a freaking god with it against enemies using guns. He's one of my definitive heroes.
     
  27. Winbacker

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    "the strength of a thousand Howards"

    "Infinite Monkeys"

    "I take bullets so others can live"
     
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    "Spicey food makes ur poop green"

    or something like that
     
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    Any name containing the following words:

    Snake, eater, killa, killer, leet, supa, metal, etc...
     
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    Kangaroo Salesman
     
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    Jigglypuff

    An adult male to have that name is quite teh disturbing D:
     
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    my friend uses "I throw rocks at fat girls"
     
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    havingsexwithanimals
     
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    ...Citizen Dildo...
     
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    Dead girls don't say no

    People have commented on my name as well.
     
  36. The Brick

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    "man, I wish I was cool"
     
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    I saw a great name before...

    "Dale Winton's GAY!?"

    For those who have no idea who Dale Winton is, here's a pic.

    [​IMG]
     
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    fluffy_bunny

    and

    Rick james :cheers:

    Actually, those aren't the dumbest, but the most common.
     
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    In the HL1 games ill use something like "Whats a G-man" or "Used condoms and cheese"

    yep I get a lot of comments on that
     
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    My other online name (for CS:S) [WP] Bojangles or Mr. Rockey Bojangles.

    And the funny ones;

    Dixie Normis (Haha off Austin Powers Goldmember)
    Saint Erectus (My old, old, OLD counter-strike 1.5 name!)
    Sir Cumalot (Just made it up :p )
    Jackoffasuaras (South Park)
    Old Horny (Teh Devil :devil: :naughty: )

    Thats about it, I'll post back if I think of more.
     

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