Will you hug a Headcrab?

Will you hug a Headcrab?

  • Yes

    Votes: 5 41.7%
  • No

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • What is a Headcrab?

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Sup guys

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • Even less relevant joke option that might save this thread

    Votes: 4 33.3%

  • Total voters
    12
  • Poll closed .

Lolcomputer

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NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT!

It will propably just jump up on my head, kill me, turn me into a zombie and humiliate my corpse by having sexual intercouse with my skull! Better shoot it from a safe distance, so it doesn't suprise jump me and claw my dick off.
 
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kineaesth

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I've added an option, and made the poll close in three days. Do your best to get as many votes as you can, once the poll closes we will be enforcing the result!
 

Sidedraft

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I would let a headcrab couple with my head...fruitlessly, of course.
 

Mididda

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YUSSS I WOULD ! AREN'T BEACUSE OF THAT LITTLE BABY HEADCRABS MADE ?!!


But in all seriousness...


only Lamarr would be suffering. = w =
 
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