Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?

  • I really don't know.

    Votes: 29 4.6%
  • Shut up.

    Votes: 58 9.2%
  • Don't be ridiculous.

    Votes: 17 2.7%
  • Is anybody else getting hungry?

    Votes: 47 7.5%
  • Ah, it's good to see you.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • You have no idea what is going on... do you?

    Votes: 30 4.8%
  • Somebody's hidden my glasses again.

    Votes: 67 10.7%
  • Please! Leave me alone until after the experiment!

    Votes: 65 10.4%
  • They're waiting for you, Gordon... in the test chamber..

    Votes: 194 30.9%
  • Ahhh, Ahhhh!! Ahhhhhhhhhgrh!!

    Votes: 99 15.8%

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Missingno.

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They're waiting for you... in the tessssst chamber.

(I think G-man is one of those scientists)
 

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"We! Will! Kick! Your!... Ass!"

"You! Got! Nothing!"

"Hey! Stay back! Sniper got me..."

"Hey, Shephard! I think Jackson here's got the hots for you!"
"Screw you, Tower!"

"You're Shephard, aren't you? I read the tag on your uniform!"

"Where's Freeman! We're not letting you go until you talk!"
*kicked scientist to the ground*
"Well... I seem to be seriously wounded..."

"Shephard! Good thing you made it! These things are coming out of the damn walls!"

"Man, if we make it out of here alive - I'm gonna buy you all a round of beer... and then I'll buy the whole damn bar!"
"Squad! Quiet down!"

"Calhoun! Nice of you to show up this morning."

"I can't access my mail! I can't open my files! I haven't even been able to get into my office!"
"I know, sir, I know, we're doing everything we can to..."
"I haven't got any time! If I don't get my report to the Administrator in the next hour then my job will be in serious jeopardy! And I'll make sure mine isn't the only one!"

"Shouldn't you be guarding some donuts and coffee right about now?"

"Why do you security guards always bother us scientists!?

"Calhoun! You know you can't go on duty without your sidearm and uniform!"

(about Otis) "Man! These civies are getting heavy!"
"Yeah, just because Shephard's team never made it we get to do the crap jobs..."
"Well... let's get on with it."

"I.... am.... Dr. Rosenberg! Although I'm not too proud to admit it."

"Pick... up.... that can!"

"Don't worry. I won't look."

"Enough of you bullshit!"

"Or... will you give your child the chance her mother never had?"
*gets spat on*
"How dare you even mention her!"
 

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Here, take this gun. You'll be needing it. I don't no what the hell is going on around here!!!
 

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ALSO -------- ( after u hit the scientist enough times with a crowbar )
Go away bad man!! Bad, Evil man!!!
 

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well i just remembered a good one too

**Ksssh** You should get over here........Oh God this is some sick.....**Ksssh**
 

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AHHHHH...AHHHHHHH (Afraid)
ERRRRRYAAAHHHH(Pushes the shelf on the head crap)
YEA,HOOHOO,WOOOOOOO(VITORY!)
AHHHHHHH,ERRRR..........(Gets attacked by another headcrab)
 

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Darkknighttt said:
what's the point of this thread?!
You have no idea what is going on... do you?

Have you heard? They're killing scientists! Our own race turning against us. I think I'll stay here and take my chances with the creatures.

(**edit: Damn, this thread is almost five months old, and still active! Come on, Black Mesa: Source!)
 

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the ultimate final one??? think I got it:

beep-beep-beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
 

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(After you see the first barnacle suckness) Scientist:OOOOOOOAAARAROAOAAOAOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
 

15357

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AHHHHHHHH get it off me get it off well i seem to be seriously wounded

-_-
 

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"Forget about Freeman, we are cutting our losses and pulling out!"
 

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Actually, PhaTox, it's "beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep........"

:p
 

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lol trust me this isnt a repeat(i read the WHOLE thread just now)

WE! GOT! HOSTILES
:E
 

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"You'll have to wait your turn in line, just like everybody else."

That's right, now shoving rights for the Free Man!

*edit: that is, no shoving rights. blah.*
 

15357

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leave me alone until the end of the experiperiperimentmentmentmetttt

this was a glitch
 
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Edcrab said:
I used to make conversation bits using HL sound files (uploaded one or two to this very forum in fact when I was bored)... I once attempted to pull a phone prank using the scientist's sound files. I'm going to look for it, but the events went something like this:

Victim: Hello?
Walter: Hello!
V: Hello...?
W: Ah, yes, this all looks nominal.
V: What?
W: Ah, hello, Gordon Freeman! It's good to see you!
V: I think you have the wrong number...
W: You can't be serious!
V: No, really, there's no Gordon here...
W: Shut up!
V: What?!
W: You know, you repeat yourself sometimes. Do you know who ate all the donuts?
V: ...
W: Excuse me Gordon.
V: You've got the wrong number!
W: Kindly lower your voice. Somebody's hidden my glasses again.
V: *puts phone down*

Unfortunately the scope for this sort of horribly evil prank is limited since so many people I know know all about HL...

So that was you?!






j/k
 
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Great thread! I remember almost all of those quotes :D

I jusst finished reading the whole thread and this one is missing: The vort's sounds, "(sounds like they say DIE!) then geeeeekrrrrrsh" and whisper when ur on Xen...

Also it is funny how the grunts yells "U aint got nothing!" then u kill them with a nade or grenade launcher or something. I aint got nothing ? then ur a wimp for dying by nothing. ;o)
 
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Oh yeah!!! Omg how could I forget this.. HOW COULD ANY OF US FORGET THIS!?!?!

"the sound when u moved around in the menu" (options start game etc.)
 
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Soda Machines

Have they fixed the soda machine yet?

Thats uh...affirmative.
 

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Scientist 1: Have you been able to get the beverage machine to work yet?

Scientist 2: I couldn't even venture a guess.

Otis: Man, how much worse can it get!

Scientist: Shut-up!
 

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This is the strangest thread I've seen. What is this poll anyway? A question? But the "answers" are completely not matching the question. Sorry for spoiling your fun but 20 pages of nonsense is quite weird :p
 

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stinger.aim92 said:
This is the strangest thread I've seen. What is this poll anyway? A question? But the "answers" are completely not matching the question. Sorry for spoiling your fun but 20 pages of nonsense is quite weird :p
Don´t be ridiculous !
 
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'AH! AH! Get it off me get it off me get it off!'

*Combine dies* 'Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii *static* Unit 3 down, remaining units contained.'
 

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wake up mr. freeman, wake up and smell the assshheesss....
 

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"Forget about Freeman, we are counting our losses and pulling out. Everyone is gathering at the surface for evac, Repeat, if you haven’t already, get to the surface. If you arn't already now you are fu..*radio crackle*"
 

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I DON'T WANT TO DIE! *electric noise* AHHHH! AHHH-
 
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