Who would you cast in a L4D Movie?

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No one. No Valve game will become a movie while i'm alive.

Ah, damn it. /me hides
 

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A realistic cast for a hollywood version of a videogame, would go somthing like this:

Bill = Ben Affleck
Francis = Angelina Jolie
Louis = Bill Cosby
Zoey = Burt Reynolds
 

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There's been enough zombie apocalipse survival movies. No need to make another one. It would turn to be a crapy one.
 

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Samuel L Jackson has gotta be in there somewhere. Maybe as a mother****in' zombie of the mother****in' apocalypse.
 

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I like your original list allot! and you made the right choice with Summer.
 

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Any black part should be played by Robert Downey, Jr.
 

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Who would you like to see cast in "Left 4 Dead: The Movie".

Please give one actor for each Survivor, and an image/IMDB link if possible, to support you claim.

Bill = Malcolm MacDowell http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2863503616/nm0000532
Francis = Adam Baldwin http://www.imdb.com/media/rm901814528/nm0000284
Louis = Don Cheadle http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2533594880/nm0000332
Zoey = Summer Glau http://www.sexygirlsdepot.com/wp-content/assets/2008/03/summer-glau-7.png
#1 = No
#2 = Yes/maybe
#3 = maybe
#4 = No!

Summer Glau is fugly
quite Agree!!

Zoey = Megan Fox
**** Yes!!


FurtherMore: Director = Zack Snyder................this guys knows how to make a zombie movie. look here http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363547/
 

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Chuck Norris should be Bill.

Then he kills a tank by blinking slightly harder than he normally does.
 

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Who would you like to see cast in "Left 4 Dead: The Movie".

Please give one actor for each Survivor, and an image/IMDB link if possible, to support you claim.

Bill = Malcolm MacDowell http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2863503616/nm0000532
Francis = Adam Baldwin http://www.imdb.com/media/rm901814528/nm0000284
Louis = Don Cheadle http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2533594880/nm0000332
Zoey = Summer Glau http://www.sexygirlsdepot.com/wp-content/assets/2008/03/summer-glau-7.png
Malcolm MacDowell, meh, see Bill is an old guy, but hes still pretty damn tough, and i can't picture Malcolm really pulling that off. he does have some resemblence though.
The zoey chick, meh, very wierd looking face, oh sure she has big boobs and skinny body, but yeah, but the face... reminds me of a pug dog with all teh feature scrunched in... The francis and louis actors i agree with though. now Megan Fox is pretty good, but she couldn't be the super sexy, nuaghty bad ass chick, zoey is more of your average college girl who just happens to be pretty.
 

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Why not just get Sonja Kinski to play Zoey? She provided the likeness of the character for the game (as opposed the Alesia Glidewell who provided the likeness of Chell for Portal; Wiki is quite wrong on this), and has a bit of acting in her past.
 

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Hi, G(Moron)-man :D:D:D

Chuck norris = Francis
Bruce willis = Bill
Samuel L Jackson = Louis
Keira knightley = Zoey

If there were grammatical error, then soz. I wrote names by heart.
 

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Phil Collins for all four characters.
 
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Louis should be cast by having every black actor in Hollywood yell 'peels here' repeatedly on camera.
 

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So a film version of a game version of a film genre?
What a retarded idea.
 

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Even if they did make a movie out of a Valve game and it sucked donkey balls, I wouldn't mind. It's not like it hurts anyone by it's mere existance. Just boycott it.
 

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Bill = Sean Connery or Harrison Ford
Francis = Brad Pitt
Louis = Will Smith
Zoey = Angelina Jolie
 

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Chuck Norris could play all 4 survivors if he wanted to, but that wouldn't work too well because it would be more like the zombies are in a Chuck Norris apocolypse.
 

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HAHAHAHA, BECAUSE HE IS SMOKING.

Also, typo in your sig, should be 'known as', and it's too long.
 
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