whiskey needs mixing. perhaps

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That is not me. It is, however, representative of how stupid/drumk I feel right now.

So the question. I am alone and have drunk faaaaar too much whiskay. which is good and also bad. because drunk and whickey almost finished. Also long distance relationships **** YOU ATLANTIC **** YOU *ahem*

So

whats the your best favourite way to drink whiskey cos drinking it neat in a glass hurts in a nice way but i knida want a change

also whoever recommends coke can **** off. im seeking for a connoisseur. spell check yyyyyeeeaahhh
 

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If you've drank as much whiskey as I did last weekend, you're going to wake up feeling like a raped vortigaunt.

Go to bed!
 

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Coke is all I use when I need to mix whiskey ... sorry
 
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If you need to mix it you have no hair on your testicles. Sorry.

Maybe the problem is that you're drinking shitty American whiskey. Drink some whisky (the word without an e means it's Scottish) instead.

Options other than Coke that I know of are Lemonade, Ginger Ale, and liqueurs or more spirits. I'd prefer the latter.
 

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Lemon juice, sugar, a little water, ice and a cherry.

If you have acid reflex your ****ed, though.
 

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I've tried getting into Whisky over the past couple of months, and it's alright. Either mix it with Coke or have it straight, but after a glass or two I get tired of it. Still a beer guy for the most part.
 

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Drink it straight and dry you pussy.

(whiskey and coke is gorgeous)
 

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Three rules of whiskey drinking: 1) Don't drink American whiskey. 2) Don't put ice in it. 3) Don't mix it.
 

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You win the stupid **** contest. I knew someone who drank Absinthe at a party once.

Key word there is knew


Nah he didn't die, he moved to Japan. But still, he was hammered and vomitted for like 18 hours straight the next day.
 

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Oh no plz don't judge me, i'm hardcore!!
 

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I'm post-"bad-ass-over-here" these days and only drink the stuff that tastes good. Join me for a manly mai tai when you turn 30.
 

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First off you ditch that battery acid and drink some proper whisky.
You pour a glass of single malt scotch and have it neat with 3 ice cubes.
If you have to mix it it's not worth drinking.
 

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**** American whiskey and Scottish whisky, drink Irish whiskey!
 

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You win the stupid **** contest. I knew someone who drank Absinthe at a party once.

Key word there is knew


Nah he didn't die, he moved to Japan. But still, he was hammered and vomitted for like 18 hours straight the next day.
But Absinthe is awesome. Though I'm definitely not advocating drinking that ridiculously high percentage stuff. The bassist in my band brought it back from his Holiday.

The strongest we've had is 80% and it's like drinking fire. We use it as night-cap stuff when we're having a gentlemen's banter by his fireplace in the small hours. You have a small glass. Even then it's an "acquired taste."

I have a feeling if I touch that 89.9% stuff I will cry pure alcohol. It's not big or clever.
 

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We use it as night-cap stuff when we're having a gentlemen's banter by his fireplace in the small hours. You have a small glass. Even then it's an "acquired taste."
Douche chills like a frontal lobe seizure, like electricity running up my spine
 
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But Absinthe is awesome.
Except that stuff and the "other 80%" you're talking about are horribly made, overbranded bullshit made to sell to ignorant masses who don't know what absinthe is. At that percentage they have to put an absurd and overpowering amount of anise for you even taste anything but the alcohol. No subtlety, no originality. That's the Natty Ice of Absinthe. Anything over 130 proof is just alcohol covering up an incompetently made drink.

So yeah, popped-collar levels of douche chills.
 

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Hey Viper I've found a bar with absinthe fountains in Auckland. Why don't you visit me
 
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Let's go bathe in their reactor coolant glow.

Although I think I owe our Southern Island friend a visit more.
 

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Douche chills like a frontal lobe seizure, like electricity running up my spine
viperidae said:
Except that stuff and the "other 80%" you're talking about are horribly made, overbranded bullshit made to sell to ignorant masses who don't know what absinthe is. At that percentage they have to put an absurd and overpowering amount of anise for you even taste anything but the alcohol. No subtlety, no originality. That's the Natty Ice of Absinthe. Anything over 130 proof is just alcohol covering up an incompetently made drink.

So yeah, popped-collar levels of douche chills.
Huh huh hurrrr. Oh you guys.

In all honesty, I do like Absinthe. I have a bottle here and the percentage on it isn't woefully high but I don't drink it in a Gentlemanly fashion by fires, I'm not actually from Downton Abbey.

Obviously my sense of humour about "cool drinking threads" doesn't translate very well via the medium of the typed word.

The 80% & 89.9% stuff IS in the posession of my buddy but he bought it purely for novelty value and we don't even know if it will get opened. Embrace the fear.
 

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Three rules of whiskey drinking: 1) Don't drink American whiskey. 2) Don't put ice in it. 3) Don't mix it.
Everyone I know mixes the shit with f*cking goddamned Dr. Pepper or some other shitty soda. Every. Single. One of them.
 

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I remember Stroh 80 being my favorite overproof liquor to "enjoy."
 

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Bitches hatin' on American style. Jim Beam is some good shit. Of course the way to drink any kind is straight.
 

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I'm sorry, do you have a medical degree? No. You don't know shit about pepper, so step off the Doctor.
 

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My bloodstream is pure milk and scotch.




Sometimes the blood of whatever sacrifices the Order of the Butt brings. So that's like other people's blood in my blood. Ew. I hope no one had..

Oh god. No.

Ew.


EW.
 

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Your blood tested pepper-positive. I'm so sorry.
 
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