What Is Cheesiest Pick Up Line You Have Ever Heard?

KoreBolteR

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please tell us..mine are..

Man: hey the cia are after my penis, and i need to hide it somewhere..
Woman: how can i help?

and..

Nice dress. It would look better on my bedroom floor.

oh and

"Can i have your phone number couse i cant find mine"

you lot got any?

if this has been discussed before mods you can close it :angel:
 

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What happened when God found there was an angel missing?

Best ever:
Your eyes are the same colour as my porche.
 

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"Can you give me some directions please?"

"uhh.. ok.. where to?"

"your heart"

:rolleyes:

also:

"do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes".

at least they're more amusing than the standard "so... what's your sign?" etc
 

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Anything out of Quagmire's mouth.

[hitting on a girl waiting in line for a roller coaster]
Glen Quagmire: Hello there. You must be *this* beautiful to ride the Quagmire.

Glen Quagmire: Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.

Quagmire: Hello there, cutie. How old are you?
Girl: Sixteen.
Quagmire: Eighteen? You're first.
Girl: MOM.
Quagmire: I like where this is going.

[Quagmire tries to hit on some women at a lesbian bar]
Glen Quagmire: Hey, any of you ladies been penetrated?
 

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Guy "Do you sleep on your front?"
Girl "No"
Guy "Well, can i?"

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"I'm gonna throw this out there, if you like it, take it, if you don't, send it right on back....i want to be on you"

-Ron Burgandy, Anchorman
 

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"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
 

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"hey babe, you must be tired... because youve been running through my mind allday"
 

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"Wanna come back to mine and ****?". Used by a hallmate at Uni. It didn't work.
 

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"I wish you were Munro"
"Why?"
"So I could see you in frilly lingerie!"
 

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''I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. ''

haha, funneh...

''I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house''

"You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did it anyway."
 

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I know of an occasion where a swedish guy randomly asked a woman if they could have sex. She agreed and now they're happily married with three children.
 
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One that works:

'Do I know you from somewhere?'


The one I always mention in these threads:

"Next time, can I be the pole?"

A new one~

"You know you wanna luv" *look her up n down*

Yeah I've used both of those :D and they worked :E
 

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:makes ambulance noise:

thats the sound of an ambulance to come take me away cause the sight of you stopped my heart
 

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lol, those really arnt all that cheesey though badge., okay maybe the pole one is :p
 
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Haha yea but they work :p

The 'do I know you from somewhere' one is a fave of a mate of mine, it hasn't failed yet :O
 

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"Your father must be a thief. He stole the stars and put them in your eyes."
 

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"Your parents must be retarded because you're one special girl"
 

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Feath said:
"Wanna come back to mine and ****?". Used by a hallmate at Uni. It didn't work.
"Y'alright?" <Thrusts tongue down throat>
Used my my housemate. Astoundingly, it DID work... Well, it's more astounding if you know him.

Anthraxxx said:
"Your parents must be retarded because you're one special girl"
:LOL:

The_Monkey said:
"Your father must be a thief. He stole the stars and put them in your eyes."
"Your father must be a thief 'cause he stole the tyres from my car and put them in your lips."


"Nice legs, love. What time do they open?"

"Look out behind you!" <Apply blackjack to back of head>
 

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*ask barman for some ice*
*drop the ice so it breaks*
"So, now the we've broken the ice, wana have a shag?"

Will be used by me soon...
 

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My cock is really smelly, would you like to clean it?

Quite cheesy....
 
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Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?

I have a feeling that wouldn't work. Especially in North Dakota...conservative-land.
 

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"I'm a virgin but I've got a 7" incher. Want to come over for a drink?"
 

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guh, those arnt cheesey, those are disgusting... cheesey pick up lines make you laugh or cringe, those last three would gaurantee you a slap... unless you where trying to pick up a slapper. Pardon the pun.
 

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"you don't sweat much for a fat lass"
 

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"I think we should vacuum clean. If you suck I'll empty the bag."
 
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"I lost my little puppy. Can you help me find it? I think it went into a cheap motel room."
 

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Give us a cheesy pick up line then Clarky003

edit: nice line Moto-x_Pat
 

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I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
 

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Esquire said:
Give us a cheesy pick up line then Clarky003

edit: nice line Moto-x_Pat
Sir, i do believe i already have, on the first page never the less.
 

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Cheesiest:
"If you were The Matrix I'd be The One"

The one I use:
"Hi, my name's James, what's yours?"

Works wonders....
 
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