Sexual innuendo escalation

Mr-Fusion

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So i just did something wrong at work. Put a pile of documents on a ladys desk, she came back and asked me if i put them there. I said yes, she smiled and walked off. As she was coming back to her desk she jokingly, smilingly said "i'll spank you" then she made a hand gesture with a naughty smile. I just said "Yeah...ok hah".

Would you have escalated the obvious innuendo with a more upfront comment?

As a man you walk a thin line of trying to not be perceived as a goddamn sexist weirdo, women are allowed to lay on the innuendo as much as they like.
 

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yeah this time of summer women are in heat and need some man juice for sure, at work i was getting hit on left and right and i should have gotten some numbers today but i have no game right now.

ok, at work today, some hot tattoed milf lady ask my gay friend and i (i'm straight) if we have rubberized antennas for TVs. we both said we have never seen them at our store, then she asked, you know...they're stiff and hard and she smiled heavy and my friend and i looked at eachother and did not know what to say. it was the most awkward part of the day. i get girls with big boobs that hit on me, but i can swear they're only 16...and i feel fine with that...but this was just weird ass gangsta shit
 

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Was she hot? If so and you want dat ass, then son step up. If not, lie low and evade.
 

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you shoulda said, "how hard?? my ass is still red from last night..." then just nod and see where that goes. i would do the same thing you did today with another stack and see what she says. if there is any hint at her interest in you, go for it. if shes older she can teach you a thing or two. because you hinted that she was a lady, which means older in my book. older chicks dig younger guys, it makes them feel young again. and girls like older guys because obviously they're bigger than their boyfriends.
 

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So basically stay away from chicks your own age? :cheese:
 

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tbh, most milfs these days treat their bodies better than the girls with beer bellies, or them being overtanned and thin as a twig.
 

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I just said "Yeah...ok hah".

Would you have escalated the obvious innuendo with a more upfront comment?
No, you did exactly right. First of all, you are married right? Second of all, actions speak louder than words.

There is no point in talking shit, when what you need to do is put your cock in her. Letting her know that she can have you whenever she wants (by saying something dirty and cliche to her like, "oh yeah spank me bitch!") would have blown it.

Since you are married, then probably the only way you can have her is if she believes that you are overcome with attraction, which means only spontaneous body contact will do in this situation.

However, you out to be ashamed of yourself. You're married! In the name of the Lord, what has gotten into you?
 

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However, you out to be ashamed of yourself. You're married! In the name of the Lord, what has gotten into you?
This is the same guy that made a thread about the "lump in pants"... are you really that surprised?
 

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You should have seen the thread he made about a girl who was clearly throwing herself at him because he could see down her top when she was walking up a flight of stairs
Oh god lol, I remember that thread.
 

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She was, and I would have indicated as much in most had I not been under the influence of social pressures which cast in a negative light a person's tendency to denote non-Caucasian races when they live in a predominantly Caucasian society

Oh god

I think I am drowning in the white guilt
Oh my post wasn't in response to yours.
 

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If she wanted an innuendo, you should have given her one.
 

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You people and your sexual needs. It is good not to be bound by such urges.
 

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Yes, I would have laughed and then immediately ceased my facial emotions.
Pretty much my reaction in that situation, except the laugh would be an obvious fake/mocking laugh, followed by me leaving the room.
 

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So i just did something wrong at work. Put a pile of documents on a ladys desk, she came back and asked me if i put them there. I said yes, she smiled and walked off. As she was coming back to her desk she jokingly, smilingly said "i'll spank you" then she made a hand gesture with a naughty smile. I just said "Yeah...ok hah".

Would you have escalated the obvious innuendo with a more upfront comment?

As a man you walk a thin line of trying to not be perceived as a goddamn sexist weirdo, women are allowed to lay on the innuendo as much as they like.
I would have retuned the sexual innuendo ..but only if she's receptive.. never do that unless you know for a fact the other person wont be offended
 

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I whould have been though as nails and told her that she wouldn't survive the attempt.
 

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i had the worst attempt at my loins once. i was mixing paint at my old job and basically this old lady with a tight body and large rack came up and asked if i could mix her paint for her. i proceeded to and basically she asked if I could come to her place and help her decorate. she also kept thrusting her chest out more and more and tbh gave me a very large bonor...problem is i chickened out because she looked to be around 55-65 and thats just wayyyy too old for my tastes. i should have grabbed a few beers though because she would have rocked my world.

i tell ya too, those cougars are rich and i feel like an idiot for passing up mature sex
 

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Also her, whould have been told not to survive any attempt.

Nails.
 

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How the hell is "I'll spank you" an innuendo? Thats like if I said "I'm going to throw a bottle at your head" and then you say that I was implying that I was going to throw a bottle at your head. Why hasn't anyone pointed this out yet? You all disappointed me with your terrible understanding of English.
 

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no he's asking if he should have escalated what could be interpreted as a sexual innuendo
 
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I would have returned the gesture in kind.

And then if she wanted to take it further I would have said WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS THERE IS NO FOUNDATION FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP OUTSIDE OF WORK AND CLICHED SUGGESTIVE LANGUAGE.

At least, based on the story you've told so far. Does said woman have any personality?
 

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My boss drops innuendo on me all the time, but when I ante it up in return she gets all "You can't do that in front of the customers!" and shit. :angry:

Bitch is lucky I like her.
 

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My boss drops innuendo on me all the time, but when I ante it up in return she gets all "You can't do that in front of the customers!" and shit. :angry:

Bitch is lucky I like her.
why did I just picture you as a male escort? is this your boss?



if so then :naughty:
 
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I hope people are distinguishing between 'she's hitting on me' and 'she's making a sexual joke to me.' I for one have been mistaken in the past.
 

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Definitely more the harmless sex jokes than anything. She's clearly not interested in screwing anybody in the workplace. She seems to be going through some post breakup phase where she needs to convince everybody she doesn't need a dick in her life.
 

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I would have retuned the sexual innuendo ..but only if she's receptive.. never do that unless you know for a fact the other person wont be offended
It's a spy from your wife.
 

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Women have evolved differently. Women don't need personality because they have a vagina.

I kid! The problem with women that have a personality and a vagina (and look good), is that they are fast as a shark. It's a good thing I guess, if you just wanted to sleep with them.
 

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As a man you walk a thin line of trying to not be perceived as a goddamn sexist weirdo, women are allowed to lay on the innuendo as much as they like.
It's the same ting with black people/racism, homosexuals/homophobia and various other formerly suppressed groups.

Would you have escalated the obvious innuendo with a more upfront comment?
"I'd love to. How about tonight?"
 

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it sucks though, i've seen people blow it over sex talk at work and get fired over something harmless. then you have the other people that get caught having sex at work and they still have their jobs. its a strange world
 
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