Reality Check: Half-Life 3 isn't coming out

Omnomnick

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Thanks for the heads up.
 

Born

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Don't listen to him! He's lying! It's all lies!
 

ShinRa

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Half life 3 is coming out for free actually. however, you will have to make in game purchases to get things such as weapons, the ability to move, and alex nudes.
 

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Half-life ep 3 will come, and you all should prepare for unforeseen consequences.
 

imadoofus

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Half-life ep 3 will come, and you all should prepare for unforeseen consequences.
Like the majority population of every first-world country going extinct because they won't even bother to take breaks to eat? *shot*
 

SpotEnemyBoats

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HAHA OH GOD DAMN

There's no way it could turn out that bad. Unless Valve are outsourcing the game between 5 different devs and taking the credit, then rejecting it.

I was exaggerating.

But that is not to say that Half-Life 3 (if it hypothetically releases) can't be a massive disappointment, time doesn't always mean a better product. That's what I meant.
 
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