Most Retarded/Funny Names

Spectre01

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Post the most stupidest/funniest names you've seen people have while playing CS. :afro:
 

MarcoPollo

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I think it's funny when Cheaters in cs 1.6 name them selves after the cheats they use like....(speedhacker) SpeedyGonzalez or HeadshotHarry
 

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Imzda_N00b!!1
THe name was perfect for him...I think he went 0:11.
 

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The horse with no name
I tried to get him/her to name the horse but he/she wouldn't.
 

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Arctic Penis
Jesus-loves-me:)
Nigga PlZz!
MILF Hunter Unit XJ9
iwishiwasblack
black people luuuuuuuuuuuv me(just saw it today)
 

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This topic's pretty old but:

anyoneikillisjewish
Teh_pwn!
ROFLSaurus Rex
Nigga o_O
pdizzlemynizzlefoschizzle
{DTS}Hey, I'm a nigga
{Dick Tickling Seniors} Carol
{Dick Tickling Seniors} The one who tickles his dick
CampingAWPn00b
Emo Punk Bi Girl
(fCn)McJesus Burger
(fCn)Jesus Hernandez Christ
-=BG=- MaGiCaL NeGrO
Once I've seen a no-name player :eek:
 

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- GayNub :naughty:
- FlyingPotatoe :smoking:
- Noobs'R Us ;)
- Fcuk the fckuers :p
- Sexy Alien :monkee:
- Damn I Suck Today :devil:
 
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"I too have an Uncle"

I just bust up laughing when I see him.
 

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I always get comments about my name, but no one has mentioned it here. oh well :(
 

piggy

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lemonfridge ;)

i_throw_rocks_at_retarded_kids.
 

MuToiD_MaN

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I can never remember the names of the people I play against. I should keep a text file.
 

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"Look who's stalking"

He used only the knife, he was a freaking god with it against enemies using guns. He's one of my definitive heroes.
 
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"the strength of a thousand Howards"

"Infinite Monkeys"

"I take bullets so others can live"
 

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"Spicey food makes ur poop green"

or something like that
 

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Any name containing the following words:

Snake, eater, killa, killer, leet, supa, metal, etc...
 

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Jigglypuff

An adult male to have that name is quite teh disturbing D:
 

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I saw a great name before...

"Dale Winton's GAY!?"

For those who have no idea who Dale Winton is, here's a pic.

 

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fluffy_bunny

and

Rick james :cheers:

Actually, those aren't the dumbest, but the most common.
 

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In the HL1 games ill use something like "Whats a G-man" or "Used condoms and cheese"

yep I get a lot of comments on that
 

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My other online name (for CS:S) [WP] Bojangles or Mr. Rockey Bojangles.

And the funny ones;

Dixie Normis (Haha off Austin Powers Goldmember)
Saint Erectus (My old, old, OLD counter-strike 1.5 name!)
Sir Cumalot (Just made it up :p )
Jackoffasuaras (South Park)
Old Horny (Teh Devil :devil: :naughty: )

Thats about it, I'll post back if I think of more.
 
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