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I would totally shuck Sean Connery's shucculent shausage.

And that's not gay, Sean Connery transcends such petty concepts of 'gender'. I wouldn't be fucking a man, I would be fucking goddamn Sean Connery.

EDIT: Oh lord, that was my 10,000th post. I'm going to hang myself now..
 

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I thought there was an image dump for this gay stuff.
 

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Bale, Fillion, Colbert, Ford, Charlie Day. Agreed, agreed, agreed, agreed, agreed. I also agree with most every other post too, for taste, though I personally am not crushed by such men, I can appreciate what is crushing about them. But now, the ultimate:

Andy Bothwell



Also, loving the mild homophobia.
 

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Welcome back to "Who Wants to be a Massive ****** 2011"!
 

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Now some musicians!

Chet Baker


Paul Simonon (bassist in The Clash)


Damon Albarn


Bob Dylan


Lou Reed
 

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He was said, but not pictured:

Or Colbert, Fillion, NPH, or the Tudyk:


My girlfriend agrees. I think she'd have a fight on her hands.
 

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Some responses in this thread actually surprised me: I didn't know Raziaar would **** a crack-addict.

Also surprised that I saw only one mention of David Bowie and Trent Reznor respectively (As opposed to the hundreds I remember in the older threads on the same topic) in the furious skimming I did on this thread.

But anyway:







This is before I get into the cliche choices.
 

Raziaar

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Some responses in this thread actually surprised me: I didn't know Raziaar would **** a crack-addict.
Stephen Colbert is not a crack-addict! That is slanderous!

Also I never said anything about sex. I wouldn't **** anybody! But I would stroke Colbert's ego, and maybe precious.

Would you?

 

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I meant that dude from It's Always Sunny, he just has the typical high-pitched Crack-Voice, Crack-Ideals though the only thing he's missing is Crack-Sores. Crack.

I've never watched the Colbert show, it doesn't really seem that interesting - I've only ever seen images of him posted by you guys and I never really click the video links of him.

He seems like the kind of person who has some hidden ****ed up Enema fetish though, I'd only be down for it if he tells me first rather than "Pump now, ask later" - Otherwise he won't be happy with how I'm reacting (And spilling intestinal-gravy all over his children's carpet) the next morning.

Ask Naph.
 

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Another one I realized, after buying his Ready for This? album on amazon earlier today.

 

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Some responses in this thread actually surprised me: I didn't know Raziaar would **** a crack-addict.

Also surprised that I saw only one mention of David Bowie and Trent Reznor respectively (As opposed to the hundreds I remember in the older threads on the same topic) in the furious skimming I did on this thread.

But anyway:
...

This is before I get into the cliche choices.
dude you cannot talk, russel brand is on your list apparently you weird ****ing weirdo from weirdoplanet
 

Danimal

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dude you cannot talk, russel brand is on your list apparently you weird ****ing weirdo from weirdoplanet
We would apathetically butt-**** each other in the centre of a dramatic ring made of ash-trays, broken bongs and syringes.

BUT WAIT! Who could forget the perpetually selfless Keanu Reeves? We wouldn't even have to bother with marriage, he's just cool like that.



Also Pes, it could get far worse than Russel Brand:

Matt Pike (born 1972) is an American rock musician best known as the guitarist of the influential doom metal band Sleep and frontman of High on Fire. He is quite well known in the metal scene for almost never wearing a shirt during live performances.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wzBZGFji7U

But shit! Now I'm on some kind of man-love roll:



Devin ****ing Townsend!
 

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Good call on Tudyk, he always slips my mind.
 

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I <3 this thread. I keep remembering blokes who at some point I've thought, "He's hot." For example...
 

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Every time I look at Owen Wilson front on it looks like he's pushing his nose against a window.
 

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J Biebs is so hot and attractive and talented and stuff. <3





It's Vince f*cking Manuele!
 

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I was looking up Owen Wilson pics, because I remember his nose being even worse than that, but I found this and now I don't care.

 
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