Is Alyx a tease?

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Bill Lumbergh

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Been playing through Episode 1 and I'm getting the feeling that Alyx is leading me on more than is really neccesary. That and she seems to give a lot of orders.

"Go get me one of those energy balls!"

"You go first. I'll catch up when it's clear."

Always with that teasy smile on her face. Is she trying to push Gordon's buttons or what? Seems a little inappropriate given the situation.

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Actualy she was originaly very bossy but it annoyed players so it was changed around so that she followed you and had complete confidence in you. If anything she's supposed to be a bit shy. If you stare at her too long she looks away and fixes her hair.
 

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This is what alyx does seconds after the Advisor mind blast,






Sexy eh, well maybe you do, I think so so..
 

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Alyx could be G-man's younger self :O. Heres a new theory, G-man is alyx from the future in which she beomes a Trans-sexual, LOL.
 

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She looks like my friend's mom, so nooo thanks.
 

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Alyx was part man, well I found on face Punch Studios a Photoshop pic of Alyx & G-man infused, that changes them to be Alyx-man, MuHAHAHAA. WARNING: The Following WILL make your eyes Bleed, & YOUR eyes WILL hurt :D .


BEHOLD, ALYX-MAN!!!!!!!!



PWNED XD
 

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Been playing through Episode 1 and I'm getting the feeling that Alyx is leading me on more than is really neccesary. That and she seems to give a lot of orders.

"Go get me one of those energy balls!"

"You go first. I'll catch up when it's clear."

Always with that teasy smile on her face. Is she trying to push Gordon's buttons or what? Seems a little inappropriate given the situation.

- Lumbergh
That is no order, but cowardice.
 
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Alyx was part man, well I found on face Punch Studios a Photoshop pic of Alyx & G-man infused, that changes them to be Alyx-man, MuHAHAHAA. WARNING: The Following WILL make your eyes Bleed, & YOUR eyes WILL hurt :D .


BEHOLD, ALYX-MAN!!!!!!!!



PWNED XD
OH GOD, THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 

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Alyx was part man, well I found on face Punch Studios a Photoshop pic of Alyx & G-man infused, that changes them to be Alyx-man, MuHAHAHAA. WARNING: The Following WILL make your eyes Bleed, & YOUR eyes WILL hurt :D .


BEHOLD, ALYX-MAN!!!!!!!!



PWNED XD
Thanks for reminding me why I stick to The Lounge.... you f*ckers up here are sick.
 

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I am extremely annoyed by that picture. I demand that guy who posted it should be banned.

Edit: Not joking! I get really sick. BAN THAT FRIGGIN GUY!
 

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lol, I'm not protesting against bannage on him. (god, i mean look at that)
 

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Alyx could be G-man's younger self :O. Heres a new theory, G-man is alyx from the future in which she beomes a Trans-sexual, LOL.
I suppose that explains G-man's heavy breathing when he's around Freeman.
 

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Alyx was part man, well I found on face Punch Studios a Photoshop pic of Alyx & G-man infused, that changes them to be Alyx-man, MuHAHAHAA. WARNING: The Following WILL make your eyes Bleed, & YOUR eyes WILL hurt :D .


BEHOLD, ALYX-MAN!!!!!!!!



PWNED XD
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Back to the OP for a sec, I'm waiting for her to tell me she's not wearing any underwear or complain that her thong is chafing. Maybe they should implement a 'Gordon with erection' mode, where he moves at only half speed and suffers a distraction penalty to aiming.

Seriously, it does seem like a rather obvious tease.
 

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I said I found that on Facepunch, plus its fully Censored so its alright I think. I did'nt make it plus I have absolutely NO photoshope skills.


Here Told you --------> http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=122355&highlight=Alyx

Oh yeah, about the "ZOMFGs, YAY I GOT #### POSTS!!!!!!!, In filefront(halflife2files.com) you'd get baned for saying that like "YAY I GOT THE FIRST POST!!!!!!! or at least a warning. So dont shout "OMGZ BAN'T".
 

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Been playing through Episode 1 and I'm getting the feeling that Alyx is leading me on more than is really neccesary. That and she seems to give a lot of orders.

"Go get me one of those energy balls!"

"You go first. I'll catch up when it's clear."

Always with that teasy smile on her face. Is she trying to push Gordon's buttons or what? Seems a little inappropriate given the situation.

- Lumbergh
Agreed.
In the real life she'd be called a "bossy attention whore". But hey, this is only a game so we could try to ignore it (though it's not easy).
 

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I said I found that on Facepunch, plus its fully Censored so its alright I think. I did'nt make it plus I have absolutely NO photoshope skills.


Here Told you --------> http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=122355&highlight=Alyx

Oh yeah, about the "ZOMFGs, YAY I GOT #### POSTS!!!!!!!, In filefront(halflife2files.com) you'd get baned for saying that like "YAY I GOT THE FIRST POST!!!!!!! or at least a warning. So dont shout "OMGZ BAN'T".
Image search the word "pussy" without filter on in google. Copy some of the photo results and post it here. After that, will you be banned? Yes. Did you make it or photo it? No. So why you are banned? You are wrong not because you make this picture but you have copied and posted it here in this forum without anticipation of a geat measure of resentment and antipathy of others which may be caused by this picture. You did not make it, but you posted it. That is already a charge. I am still being disturbed by that picture since it emerges occasionally within my mind. That is extremely annoying for people like me. You need to be punished. Bleh!
 

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No offense but you need to start shopping for a new pair of balls, yours aren't working right. The guy posted a somewhat humorous picture that involved a censored 3D model and the face of the gman poorly photoshopped on. It was supposed to be a little creepy, but Jesus it ain't that bad. How long have you been on the internet?

Anyway, Alyx's reactions ... and really everyone elses were a bit out of place considering the circumstances. You would think most people would handle situations like she was thrown into with a bit more urgency, but overall the effect was very well done. It's not perfect yet, but Valve handles player/NPC interaction far better than any other developer.
 

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No offense but you need to start shopping for a new pair of balls, yours aren't working right. The guy posted a somewhat humorous picture that involved a censored 3D model and the face of the gman poorly photoshopped on. It was supposed to be a little creepy, but Jesus it ain't that bad. How long have you been on the internet?

I just don't like the way he defended himself, not mainly because he posted the picture. :p
That picture is disgusting, tho.

Back to the OP for a sec, I'm waiting for her to tell me she's not wearing any underwear or complain that her thong is chafing. Maybe they should implement a 'Gordon with erection' mode, where he moves at only half speed and suffers a distraction penalty to aiming.
How about adding a scene that Alyx is bathing, naked. You can choose whether peek at her or not. If you choose to peek at her, Gordon with erection mode will begin.
 

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Alyx seems a lot more smiley in Episode 1 than in the first game. It's alittle creepy because I don't see any reason why she'd do that. Perhaps her crush on Gordon suddenly got into full bloom? It's annoying if I happen to look at her, because the smile isn't quite what it's supposed to look like.
And I think she has some serious skin issues...is her skin dying? But I'm glad she isn't as bossy as she could be... in fact, it's as though she keeps more to the background than in hl2.
 

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My god alyx is hot naked.

Yeah, with the Face of G-man :O , CENSORED!


I dont like Alyx because quite frankly she looks like a man.


Why I defended myself in that mannor is because you kept Shouting "BAN'T BAN'T BAN'T" like an idiot which I took offense to plus I did'nt like when you said ZOMFGz ### POSTS!!!!!!!. I just thought the pic was A little funny, I thought Id would share it with you guys, Also Im pretty sure most of us here are 18 or older & is Mature. BTW anything with G-Man is creepy, & its fully Censored. So to sum it up, I wont share anything wit hyou guys since I will get mostly Negative Remarks.


I'll Just Leave it that!

-Dr.Wally Breen

Anyways, Whats so Great about Alyx? She's just a Bunch of Pixels. Prominent Pixelation IS not the one of the Qualities most of us look for in a Woman. Also Every time I play the game I get the feeling she wants some of Freemans FREE-MEN, ughh she like freakin' 16 years of age, & freeman is 27, NOT COOL!!!!!!
 

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Posted earlier:



At the top: "Bone access not allowed".. downer.
 

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Anyways, Whats so Great about Alyx? She's just a Bunch of Pixels. Prominent Pixelation IS not the one of the Qualities most of us look for in a Woman. Also Every time I play the game I get the feeling she wants some of Freemans FREE-MEN, ughh she like freakin' 16 years of age, & freeman is 27, NOT COOL!!!!!!


I think you are a bunch of carbon molecules, and in fact you are.
 

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ughh she like freakin' 16 years of age, & freeman is 27, NOT COOL!!!!!!
Well, actually, she's about 25ish, seeing as how she was around 4-5 years old in Half-Life 1, and 20 years have passed since then. And, of course, Gordon hasn't aged at all physically because of his being put into statis.
 

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A tease?

SHE'S A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER YOU SERIAL KILLER! GO BACK TO PROPING YOUR DEAD MOTHER UP AND ****ING HER YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH!
 

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Again I am reminded just as I am always reminded after reading "Alyx" threads that there are some very odd, frustrated young men on this forum.
 

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Like this Alyx & Freeman relationship hype, I saw something similar..A Movie called Sin City in which a Young exiotic dancer(Jessica Alba) falls inlove with a Cop(Bruce Willis) inwhich Bruce Willis was a Pedofile, Bruce Willis at first says "Awww damn, I am old enough to be your Grand-Father." But then Bruce Willis feels a need to protect her Much like Freeman.
 

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Like this Alyx & Freeman relationship hype, I saw something similar..A Movie called Sin City in which a Young exiotic dancer(Jessica Alba) falls inlove with a Cop(Bruce Willis) inwhich Bruce Willis was a Pedofile
No he wasn't. I don't think you understood the movie. Well, either that or you just completely screwed up what you meant to say.
 
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you guys do realize that the topic of this thread is the exact reason why gamers are maligned by the rest of society as a bunch of hopeless geeks, right
 
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