I WAS CAUGHT!

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It's happened to all of us mate, my dad once came up to get something, so he sat on my bed and waited for me to give it him and he left, so after I looked at my screen, and there was the pr0n on it. I hadn't gone on a pr0n website, I think it was muchosucko I was on at the time, but it was completely filled with banners etc. He definitely saw my screen as well considering he was sat facing it for about 5 minutes.
 

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Hm, never been caught myself. However I have walked in on others though, which is 10x worse.
 

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Also, if you are dumb enough to SAVE that stuff on your 'puter, put it in a hidden folder. GEEEEZ. and clean up after yourself. Your Mom knows she doesn't starch your socks.
LMAO, it just hit me where you were going with this. :cheese:

Wait...people use socks instead of tissues? What the ****ing shit?
So? I even use my shirt sometimes.

The sock is completely clean after the next machine wash, the relevant particle stain that was once on the sock is now evenly distributed throughout all the other clothing that was evidently inside the wash as well.
"Sweetie, I don't like this new coconut/mango scented detergent you've started using. It makes my clothes all crusty and sticky." LOL
 

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Nobody will remember it that way and I'm going to keep spinning the story otherwise.
 

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Nobody will remember it that way and I'm going to keep spinning the story otherwise.
Of course it'll get throw in my face as long as I still post with this username and profile, but I'm proud to be called Dragonshirt tbh. I have no shame of who I am on HL2.net.

BTW, so long as people still throw that at me, I might as well have my title changed to Dragonshirt. Don't know why none of the mods haven't done this yet. I'm surprised given how many others have been given custom titles against their will and all. (Like Raziaar)
 

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Use the power of the mind, and just imagine porn.

BTW, so long as people still throw that at me, I might as well have my title changed to Dragonshirt. Don't know why none of the mods haven't done this yet. I'm surprised given how many others have been given custom titles against their will and all. (Like Raziaar)
loldragonshirt.
 

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Why hasn't anyone told him not to watch porn?



Don't watch porn.
 

15357

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....



Did I win?


....







Let's get some ice cream.
 

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*drapes Darkside in his coat and leads him off the stage*

Go on, there's nothing to see here. Leave him alone, you vultures!
 

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Who's the guy who's being shot in a famous photo from, like, the 50s?

I need it for a photoshop idea I suddenly got.
 

15357

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But I only wanted to give him some ice cream. :(
 

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Your dad probably enjoys, in many ways, the same porn as you. Now there's a scary thought.
That is for me. :x
I remember catching my dad looking up porn, one of the most awkward moments of my life.
 

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This is the closest i've ever been to getting caught...

Me: Uh... Wait. Stop right there for a few seconds, don't take another step

Mom: Oh god. Are you wearing pants?

Me: Uh... no?

Mom: Christ, there's a window right over there you know...
 

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This is the closest i've ever been to getting caught...

Me: Uh... Wait. Stop right there for a few seconds, don't take another step

Mom: Oh god. Are you wearing pants?

Me: Uh... no?

Mom: Christ, there's a window right over there you know...
I doubt your mom is that naive tbh. Do you really think she'd just come out and say, "omg! ARE YOU MASTURBATING?!?!" if you were caught?

What other reason would you have for lying in your bed naked in the middle of the day?
 

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I doubt your mom is that naive tbh. Do you really think she'd just come out and say, "omg! ARE YOU MASTURBATING?!?!" if you were caught?

What other reason would you have for lying in your bed naked in the middle of the day?
Er... No shit she knew what I was doing, hence the "ARE YOU WEARING PANTS?" and "oh god, there's a window right over there..."

And it was more like sitting infront of the computer in a pitch black room.
 

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Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
 

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Btw, your best bet is to probably ask your dad if you can cum on his face.

That way he'll think you're gay, and he'll KNOW you weren't the one looking at the porn.

Unless of course, it was the other mo betta kind of porn...
 

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oh god... great responses lol. I am actually 14, male, and no longer use a sock. My mom found it under my dresser while cleaning, so now I.... nope, i'm not gonna say it. Alright... time to delete internet explorer from my computer.
Why the **** would you use a sock? :x
 

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Btw, your best bet is to probably ask your dad if you can cum on his face.

That way he'll think you're gay, and he'll KNOW you weren't the one looking at the porn.

Unless of course, it was the other mo betta kind of porn...
Lmao
Smoking again?
 

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At least you didn't get caught masturbating. That would be soooo embarassing.
 

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At first, when I clicked on this thread, I thought it was "I got caught masturbating."
:p

Anyway, I would be embarrassed too.
The best thing to do would probably sit down and talk about this with him.

IMO, It's normal for teens to look at porn- everybody is once a horny little teen in their life. :cheers:

But when you get a girlfriend/wife (depends if you abstain from pre-marriage sex), you won't need porn ;)

But don't get a girl for the sole purpose of sex, it won't work.
 

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dabomb29 gets all the pussy with his wolf shirt.
 

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How old are you? I know I wouldn't be thrilled of my dad saw any porn that I have had in the past, but in the end really, who cares?
 

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You guys are getting trolled so hard, im almost ashamed of you.
 

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*warps 39472394798327 years*
I take that back, you DO need porn. ;)
 
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