I have the trick that will help all of you nerds get a girl!

Axyon

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I'll take twelve. And one of the Mario costume too.
 

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there's a guy at work who 2 halloweens ago dressed as Mario ...looked exactly like that ..........he doesnt get laid ......ever
 

Hectic Glenn

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wow im looking at princess peach in a whole new light. Get the plumber in :)
 

Ennui

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahhahahahhahaha
 

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Wow, that Princess Peach is pretty hawt!

EDIT: damn, all the models there are sexy! *goes back to looking*

EDIT 2: hey! officer! please arrest me!

EDIT 3: 44$ is for the costume and girl bundled, right?
 

Murray_H

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Pfff don't buy a costume, make your own!

/me imagines about his partridge zombie costume he's going to wear for halloween.....
 

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qnnHenry said:
Those girls wouldn't go out with geeks like you anyway, and if they did, you wouldn't know how to build rapport with them let alone sustain it. Plus I bet she is a real b*tch in real life. I know
just because you can't talk to girls doesnt mean nobody can, mate

anyway, if i was a girl i'd go out with mario. He is hawt!
 

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qnnHenry said:
Those girls wouldn't go out with geeks like you anyway, and if they did, you wouldn't know how to build rapport with them let alone sustain it. Plus I bet she is a real b*tch in real life. I know
hey it's queen mother mary ...you got the queen part right ..as in drama queen


btw you seem to know a lot cuz you always post "I know" at the end of your statements which is kinda odd cuz you claim to be a virgin
 

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Haha, king henry just destroys any thread he posts in.
 

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pceHenry said:
No I don't destroy them. I only make them BETTER
he's like a comic book supervillain. You all teased him, and now he's turned evil.
 

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I wanna see the climactic lightsaber battle at the end.
 

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qnnHenry said:
Those girls wouldn't go out with geeks like you anyway, and if they did, you wouldn't know how to build rapport with them let alone sustain it. Plus I bet she is a real b*tch in real life. I know
ooooo listen to the stud talking.
 
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ooooo listen to the stud talking.
The girls I have sex with (I don't date them, they just beg me for sex) would make the internet porn actresses you jack off after look like shit.
 

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HAHAHAHA!! Get a load of this guy. Go back to the land of e-dickery from whence you were spawned.
 

Axyon

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I'm interested to see how long this is going to carry on for; with each successive account, it gets that bit more pathetic.
 

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pceHenry said:
The girls I have sex with (I don't date them, they just beg me for sex) would make the internet porn actresses you jack off after look like shit.

you said you were a virgin? are you a born again virgin?
 

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Do you have your other male friend dress as a mushroom and he tells you that the Princess is in another castle, so you have to have gay sechs.
 

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what id do is get the mario costume, have my friend get the mountie outfit, then go to a party so he gets laughed at and i get laid
 
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