Feeling the urge to bite something?

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Lately I've been feeling the urge to bite down on something really hard, like a...dog chew toy or something. I know it sounds strange, but it's starting to get really annoying. Every time I do bite on something i get the best feeling in my teeth and gums, it's just so satisfying, I can't explain it really. A rubber bouncy ball was working fine until it flew to pieces :\

Does anyone else ever get this urge? It's strange I know, but I couldn't find any info on it.
 

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I'm afraid you're becoming a teenager wolf.
 

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It's not necessarily the need to bite as such, it feels more like stretching a muscle, but in my gums.

You know how sometimes you really feel like you need to stretch your arms out? That's what my teeth feel like.
 

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Are you experiencing strange growth of hair or nails? Are you suffering from hypersensitive senses? Do you feel exceptionally cool? Are you abnormally short?
 

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Hmm, none of the above, but I have been doing a lot of all-nighters lately...
 

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I'm sure you can borrow one of Krynn's chew toys.
 

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Congratulations; you're teething.

Usually, when I'm drinking, I want to bite and consider eating a small piece of people. But after a huge meal, I'm cool.
 

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Gah it's so frustrating. I'm going to shatter my teeth at this rate...
 

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Do you sleep much? I've had something similiar, but only because I hadn't slept for 30 hours.
 

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I get the urge to bite a neck clean open sometimes, and take a knife to someones brain. But that's just me, oh guys, you know there a string of unsolved murders where I'm from :)
 

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I think we're dealing with a baby vampire.
 

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Wow all these posts and no one suggested chewing gum? Gum is so good for you teeth these days you're better off chewing it than not.

Also, a bag of beef jerky can wear out your jaws... if you can take all that sodium.

Balance it out with some taffy and you got yourself one tired face.
 

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Yes, op. All the damn time. Maybe it has something to do with stress? I know i'm never really in a good mood.
 

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oh no a puppy hacked lone wolf's account
 

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You have lockjaw! And if you don't, get it, because you'll be supremely satisfied. Lockjaw is the greatest!
 

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Not really, but it seems like you have unresolved primal urges.
 

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Do you sleep much? I've had something similiar, but only because I hadn't slept for 30 hours.
Not nearly as much as I should.

Wow all these posts and no one suggested chewing gum? Gum is so good for you teeth these days you're better off chewing it than not.

Also, a bag of beef jerky can wear out your jaws... if you can take all that sodium.

Balance it out with some taffy and you got yourself one tired face.
Hey, that sounds like an idea...I've got some 5 gum around here somewhere...
 

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Don't let Sheepo find out you are chewing gum, it makes him mental. Once chewy sound is all it takes to send him straight to an asylum.
 

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Sheepo's banned? Isn't that over the whole "i'm gonna quit halflife2.net for a year" thing that Kadayi did?
 

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I used to have the heavy temptation to bite hard into each of my wrists, and then to slam the ball-like bones on both my ankles together as hard as I can.

I don't know why.
 

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I used to have the heavy temptation to bite hard into each of my wrists, and then to slam the ball-like bones on both my ankles together as hard as I can.

I don't know why.
I used to clang my ankles together too. I mean, it feels awful, but you just do it. :x
 

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I'm skipping all replies because I'm sure they are stupid.

I get the same feeling now an then. If I'm petting a doggy, I might have a weird sensation in my canines. While I don't understand wtf is up, I've been known to gobble some doggies biscuits or something. I feel for ya, and...uhh....YAH!
 

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Trust me, you don't want to do it. It's like hitting your funny bone, but weaker.
 

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Maybe one of those biting blocks they give kids at the dentist?

I dunno where you might get one though. *shrugs*
 
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