Do u straighten your hair!

Seppo

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I cut wounds into my anus. Then I dip the aforementioned sandpaper into a mixture of alcohol and acid, and light it on fire. I then apply salt into the wounds in my anus, and start rubbing it with the sandpaper.
 

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At least we've been able to maintain our sanity and professionalism throughout this thread...right guys? :hmph:

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When my eyes are dry I pour gasoline in them and set them on fire.
 

Tollbooth Willie

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Straightening and ironing is absolutely awful for your hair. Don't do it unless you value your keratin made head friends.
 

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Yeah I almost never do, I have like 3 feet of hair so it's a massive pain anyway.
 

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A friend from many years ago taught me the art of only washing and conditioning my hair once a week or so and my hair went from being oily as **** and coarse to being softer, less stinky, and my scalp feeling less like shit. I used to wash my hair 3 times a week and it was always oily as shit. Ironically they constantly dye their hair, which over ti me is horrendous for it.
 

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I think I've heard of the weekly thing as well. I'm sure the once per # of days varies for everyone, especially considering what they do for a living. I'll have to think about it.
 
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