I've heard your prayers, my childif it would load really fast, you could send it to people on the internet who did something stupid and you facepalmed
Oh and btw:No but really, AS2 is actually a mess compared to AS3 from what I've read. You should try to find a copy of CS3 or something so you can use AS3. Finding a trustworthy source to buy it might be tricky though. But it should be dirt cheap by now.