Hell no...I'm a lowly college student. Frivolous posessions such as Segways and adequate healthcare are beyond my financial reach. Anyways, I can't imagine that they're any harder to move around on than a skateboard. :P
Guh...no, not that kinda plushie.
The UFO Catcher sort that hopeless fangirls like me collect and/or sew because they have nothing better to do over Summer break. :p
I'm not gonna go into detail about it right now, so I'll just leave you with a rough sketch to look at: