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    AAAAAHHHHH!!!! ****ing family members!

    Nice attempt at trying to score instant e-friends by making hyperbolic statements about a "stupid family member." Seriously, real class-act. I am surprised that your 24 year old sister can't work out an email account on her own, but I also know that there are genuine computer illiterates who...
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    Why a South Korean Ship should be nuked from orbit

    Hahaha defense spending at its finest: domesticating a workforce of minion spiders.
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    In Soviet Russia, Vodka drowns you

    Yeah, Cancer. What a load of bull-shevik.
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    In Soviet Russia, Vodka drowns you

    This is the sad part: Apparently they're expecting to lose about $1 billion in lost farmland. Maybe they'll think twice before going for a "cold one" the next time such a bizarre heat wave occurs.
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    Why a South Korean Ship should be nuked from orbit

    It's possible we'll get a South Korean Spiderman out of this.
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    North Korea threatens to kick America's ass

    Remus. Haha. North Korea's "foreboding" remarks are just sound bytes for attention. They're just plain annoying.
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    We lost another one, RIP Operational

    Suicides are always the hardest for me to take in. I remember him posting, and I loved his frog avatar. This, very much.
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    Newly discovered star breaks records for largest star....

    Robbo's right. The "flat universe" concept doesn't have to do with the prism of the universe, but the way light travels through space. "Flat" doesn't mean dimensional, it means that the rules of geometry we learned in grade school apply to astronomical distances in space as much as they do on...
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    Newly discovered star breaks records for largest star....

    I think astronomers have concluded that neutron stars only form for post-supernova stars that were at least about 8 solar masses large. Our sun, along with most other main sequence stars that are sun-sized (give or take a few magnitude points) will continue to expand for a couple billion years...
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    Newly discovered star breaks records for largest star....

    Funny that I read about this the same day I handed in my FINAL EXAM for my astronomy class, so I can't bring this up in class discussion...
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    Totally and unrepentantly badass music youtube videos

    Yes they do. This sax player: Oh. My. Glod (music starts at 1:00): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSf1wrOEQpE More of the artist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjpjGSr38d4
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    Birthday what should I get?

    You can't lose.
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    My Gman Theory

    I think this theroy has merit and warrants further investigation.
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    Totally and unrepentantly badass music youtube videos

    This is one of the most rad things I've heard in my life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_Hw8l01LI
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    Pictures of Yourself the "Jintor demands it happen" version

    Indeed I am. I'm normally a tenor man, and that was my first time playing alto in a jazz performance setting in years. I could be clutching at straws, but is your profile name of any reference to Lester Young?
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