Recent content by Darkside55

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    I'm glad to see you're still around Techno. Good job holding down the fort.

    I'm glad to see you're still around Techno. Good job holding down the fort.
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    If you post it, they will come...

    You were right not to sell the farm, Ray.
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    HL: Alyx announcement trailer

    At last.
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    This forum is dead

    This forum is not dead. Death would be a kindness. No, this board is a shriveled husk drawing ragged breath through atrophied lungs, suckling futilely at the air through teeth clenched in a pained scowl, its every exhalation a cough of dust and regret. It silently curses every inhalation, its...
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    This community ....

    2003s are the best elitists.
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    How often do you check/are on

    I only end up coming here whenever I'm trying to google "vagina" and the address bar autofills "valvetime" just as I hit enter, which usually leaves me upset and disoriented 'cause I've already got my pants down and now I'm reading about cell phones and Duke Nukem quotes.
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    Merry Christmas, Kwanzaa, Festivus, Hanukkah, and Nothing (for the Athiests)

    Merry Christmas, butts. This was the first thing that popped up when I typed "Christmas" into Youtube, so enjoy some leopards with fancy-ass watches.
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    New Pacific Rim teaser

    In an interview he stated that he wanted to make a movie that would have made his twelve-year-old self's head explode.
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    Where the f*ck are the Santa hats?

    StarMonkey I don't think I ever recall you having a Santa hat avatar. Get on that.
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    Where the f*ck are the Santa hats?

    Apparently Shrek wearing a Santa hat is a thing. Oh god that face.
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    Feedback Thread

    I'd buy the hell out of that Chicago Ted shirt, if only it didn't have the L4D2 logo on it. That way it would only be a reference people who played the games would get, and when people asked me where it was from I could pretend like I was cooler than those plebs.
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    Hello Araviss. Do you like video games with turtles, or must your love of video games and turtles remain forever separate?
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    The Hobbit - Part 1

    I thought it was okay. They did a good job giving the dwarves more personality, and Radagast was cool.
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    New Pacific Rim teaser

    I ain't feeling it. I love giant robots. I love giant monsters. I love giant robots fighting giant monsters. For whatever reason, a reason I can't articulate, I am just not about Robot Jox + G Gundam + Big O with that rocket punch at the end + Evangelion + Cloverfield + that axe-headed monster...