Why a South Korean Ship should be nuked from orbit

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  1. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

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    sorry numbers it's for the good of mankind:





    damn now we have to nuke all of south korea


    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...-spiders-started-pouring-from-cargo-hold.html
     
  2. 15357

    15357 Companion Cube

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    Holy ****. Holy holy mother of ****. D: D:



    I don't care if its from my own hometown, I second the notion that it be nuked. Now.
     
  3. Lizardizzle

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    so they returned the ship before they got to check what kind of spider it was?! the idiots.
     
  4. CyberPitz

    CyberPitz Party Escort Bot

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    Guh..........NUKE IT NOW!
     
  5. Tollbooth Willie

    Tollbooth Willie The Freeman

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  6. StarBob

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    Yeah... no... do not want...
     
  7. jet_porkins

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    It's possible we'll get a South Korean Spiderman out of this.
     
  8. No Limit

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    These mother-f***ing spiders on this mother f***ing ship!
     
  9. Remus

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  10. <RJMC>

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    its coming....to your town!
     
  11. Remus

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    What makes the story more creepy is this:

     
  12. Stigmata

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    This is how 2012 begins.
     
  13. 15357

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    I don't think that ship should be allowed within a hundred miles of land.
     
  14. YROC

    YROC Formerly Hokey McSmokey

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    Pics of said spiders plz.
     
  15. <RJMC>

    <RJMC> The Freeman

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  16. CptStern

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    Passing you my trusty weapon

    [​IMG]
     
  18. morgs

    morgs The Freeman

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    What if these spiders swim? then we're ALL doomed!

    also, if I was on that boat I'd be overboard.
     
  19. Raziaar

    Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    [​IMG]

    What's the big ****ing deal. We specially ordered them to construct our military bases. What, you guys are prejudiced against spider architects? It's the god damn wave of the future, man. They're going to be constructing all of our armor and our buildings.
     
  20. Danimal

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    You guys are pussies, all I'd need is face protection and a baseball bat, and your ship will be free of spiders.
     
  21. <RJMC>

    <RJMC> The Freeman

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    and them the spiders get over you,overwhelm you and get into your balls and anus and nose and ears.....
     
  22. Danimal

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    I'll do it for half-price if I get a HEV suit, otherwise my offer still stands.
     
  23. jet_porkins

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    Hahaha defense spending at its finest: domesticating a workforce of minion spiders.
     
  24. 15357

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    GOD DAMN IT RJMC

    I did not need that. *shudders*
     
  25. Danimal

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    Numbers bro, spiders have no reason to invade your sensitive exits and entrances.

    Trust me, I'm Australian!
     
  26. Raziaar

    Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    Your spiders burrow out new ones.

    Who would like some funnel-web spider orifices?
     
  27. Ridge

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    Was the name of the ship Event Horizon?
     
  28. Danimal

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    And now hopefully people will get my intended mental image of an Australian asking simply for a helmet and a baseball bat to clear out an entire ship of pussy-ass Korean spiders.

    The one that's taken me like three posts to convey.

    But no one has acknowledged it.
     
  29. <RJMC>

    <RJMC> The Freeman

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    buy you are korean,you should knew the species and probably you would have gone some training like "dealing whit tons of spiders drill 1" right?
     

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