Who would you cast in a L4D Movie?

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  1. falconwind

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    No one. No Valve game will become a movie while i'm alive.

    Ah, damn it. /me hides
     
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    ew

    Summer Glau is fugly
     
  4. Love4Fire

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    Zoey = Megan Fox
     
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    You're crazy. :|
     
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    A realistic cast for a hollywood version of a videogame, would go somthing like this:

    Bill = Ben Affleck
    Francis = Angelina Jolie
    Louis = Bill Cosby
    Zoey = Burt Reynolds
     
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    There's been enough zombie apocalipse survival movies. No need to make another one. It would turn to be a crapy one.
     
  8. lefty

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    Samuel L Jackson has gotta be in there somewhere. Maybe as a mother****in' zombie of the mother****in' apocalypse.
     
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    Yes, yes and yes. She really looks like Alesia Glidewell.
     
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    Edword Norton - AI Director
     
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    This.
     
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    I like your original list allot! and you made the right choice with Summer.
     
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    Any black part should be played by Robert Downey, Jr.
     
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    Samuel J. Jackson - Zombie nr.958
     
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    You would only need one actor = Bruce Campbell
     
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    #1 = No
    #2 = Yes/maybe
    #3 = maybe
    #4 = No!

    quite Agree!!

    **** Yes!!


    FurtherMore: Director = Zack Snyder................this guys knows how to make a zombie movie. look here http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0363547/
     
  19. Sheepo

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    Morgan Freeman would play every role
     
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    Chuck Norris should be Bill.

    Then he kills a tank by blinking slightly harder than he normally does.
     
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    Malcolm MacDowell, meh, see Bill is an old guy, but hes still pretty damn tough, and i can't picture Malcolm really pulling that off. he does have some resemblence though.
    The zoey chick, meh, very wierd looking face, oh sure she has big boobs and skinny body, but yeah, but the face... reminds me of a pug dog with all teh feature scrunched in... The francis and louis actors i agree with though. now Megan Fox is pretty good, but she couldn't be the super sexy, nuaghty bad ass chick, zoey is more of your average college girl who just happens to be pretty.
     
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    Why not just get Sonja Kinski to play Zoey? She provided the likeness of the character for the game (as opposed the Alesia Glidewell who provided the likeness of Chell for Portal; Wiki is quite wrong on this), and has a bit of acting in her past.
     
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    Hi, G(Moron)-man :D:D:D

    Chuck norris = Francis
    Bruce willis = Bill
    Samuel L Jackson = Louis
    Keira knightley = Zoey

    If there were grammatical error, then soz. I wrote names by heart.
     
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    Phil Collins for all four characters.
     
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    Eddie Murphy, Eddy Murphy, Eddy Murphy, Eddy Murphy
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    LEFT 4 DEAD
    the motion picture.
     
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    Louis should be cast by having every black actor in Hollywood yell 'peels here' repeatedly on camera.
     
  27. Eejit

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    So a film version of a game version of a film genre?
    What a retarded idea.
     
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    Tank-Hulk Hogan
     
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    Hell yeah mother****er!
     
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    Even if they did make a movie out of a Valve game and it sucked donkey balls, I wouldn't mind. It's not like it hurts anyone by it's mere existance. Just boycott it.
     
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    arnold swhwartzanegger - tank
     
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    Will Smith - GODDOMOT FRONK :D
     
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    That's pretty good. I totally see Sutherland as Bill.

    Heres my list:

    Tank - Rosie O'Donnell
    Smoker - Harvey Fierstein
    Hunter - Warwick Davis
    Boomer - Britney Spears
    Witch - Ann Coulter
    ...

    Just listen to Harvey's voice:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QR7-X6KE4w
    perfect for the smoker lol
     
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    Bill = Sean Connery or Harrison Ford
    Francis = Brad Pitt
    Louis = Will Smith
    Zoey = Angelina Jolie
     
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    Chuck Norris could play all 4 survivors if he wanted to, but that wouldn't work too well because it would be more like the zombies are in a Chuck Norris apocolypse.
     
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    [​IMG]


    ...as smoker
     
  38. Sheepo

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    HAHAHAHA, BECAUSE HE IS SMOKING.

    Also, typo in your sig, should be 'known as', and it's too long.
     

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