Which FF character would you want to kick you in the nuts?

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by iamagod, Mar 24, 2012.

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Who would you want to kick you?

Aerith (FF7) 2 vote(s) 22.2%
Tifa (FF7) 1 vote(s) 11.1%
Yuffie (FF7) 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Rinoa (FF8) 1 vote(s) 11.1%
Selphie (FF8) 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Garnet (FF9) 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Yuna (FF10) 1 vote(s) 11.1%
Ashelia (FF12) 2 vote(s) 22.2%
Lightning (FF13) 0 vote(s) 0.0%
Oerba Dia Vanille (FF13) 2 vote(s) 22.2%

  1. iamagod Sandvich

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    If you had to choose only one, who would you pick and why?
    iamagod, Mar 24, 2012
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  2. bobtheskull Party Escort Bot

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    My first response would be, why would you WANT to be kicked in the nuts? :confused:
    bobtheskull, Mar 24, 2012
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  3. ríomhaire Moderator

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    This again? Also, how do you kick female characters "in the nuts"? At least the staff are expedient with the bans.
    ríomhaire, Mar 24, 2012
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  4. Vegeta897 The Freeman

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    Riom, it's who would you want to kick you in the nuts. Don't you know anything about fetishes?
    Vegeta897, Mar 24, 2012
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  5. Bob-taro Medic

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    (sigh) This forum has so changed ...
    Bob-taro, Mar 24, 2012
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  6. Maestro The Freeman

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    Is this the same troll that came in and tried to tell us the Orange Box has terrible cover art? How many ****ing times has that jackass been banned?!
    Maestro, Mar 24, 2012
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  7. Shem Companion Cube

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    Sounds like that Charles Darwin fellow.
    Shem, Mar 24, 2012
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  8. Chris_D I made this.

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    I'd like Vanille or Lightning to lick me in the nuts... Does that make me a bad man? :eek:
    Chris_D, Mar 24, 2012
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  9. Bad^Hat The Freeman

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    My balls have 99999 HP so they can go for their lives. As long as they don't use a phoenix down on them.
    Bad^Hat, Mar 25, 2012
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  10. Chris_D I made this.

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    * Chris_D casts Poisonga on Bad^Hat's balls
    Now you have the AIDS!
    Chris_D, Mar 25, 2012
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  11. ríomhaire Moderator

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    * ríomhaire doublecasts vanish and death on Bat^Hat's hat.
    ríomhaire, Mar 25, 2012
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  12. MuToiD_MaN The Freeman

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    Nerds.

    And FF is dumb. Because I hate it, even though I've never played one.
    MuToiD_MaN, Mar 27, 2012
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  13. Maestro The Freeman

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    Well it certainly makes you straight.
    Maestro, Mar 27, 2012
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  14. BabyHeadCrab The Freeman

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    I'd give Lightning the old CunPun until Square started making good games again.
    BabyHeadCrab, Mar 27, 2012
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  15. Bad^Hat The Freeman

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    You'd have to punt them back into the late 90s when their design philosophy was still relevant.
    Bad^Hat, Mar 27, 2012
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  16. BabyHeadCrab The Freeman

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    I think their games have gotten notably worse too, though.
    BabyHeadCrab, Mar 27, 2012
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  17. Sgt.Tibbs Spy

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    Aeris, hands down. She's got absolutely no power.
    Sgt.Tibbs, Mar 30, 2012
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  18. Edeslash Party Escort Bot

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    Whoever picked Tifa has got to be out of their mind.
    Edeslash, Mar 31, 2012
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  19. Wanted Bob Companion Cube

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    What, no love for FFI? I wanted to pick Red Wizard!

    <_<

    >_>
    Wanted Bob, Apr 13, 2012
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