Top 100 online fundie quotes..

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  1. [Matt]

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    http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx

    The article includes links to sources... Heres a select few quotes...

    The best sort of comedy is comedy that writes itself :E

    p.s. don't turn this thread into a religious debate thread :p
     
  2. Remus

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    I recently bought a red shirt, I guess that makes me an abomination in the eyes of God...

    Wooooo! Go me!:D
     
  3. Dan

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    I am pretty sure some of those are satirical, written by internet posters posing as Chrstian fundamentalists.
     
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    That makes me feel a lot better.
     
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    I'm pretty sure the vast majority are genuine. Both funny and scary, but more funny :LOL:
     
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    :LOL:
     
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    There's no way the gravity one is real. I know there are some stupid Christians out there but I'm 99.99% sure that one is not real.
     
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    The thing that saddens me the most is that some of these people actually believe that witches are real. This is so depressing.
     
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    i seen em with my own two eyes pa...
     
  10. Jintor

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    No, no, I'm pretty sure that most of them are real. Maybe the more far out ones are fake... but I can believe a lot of stupidity, when it comes to humans.
     
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    Old, but still hilarious.

    Also, most of the quotes come from fundamentalist forums (they learned how to use the internet it seems).
     
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    Faith in humanity dropped a bit from those that I hadn't seen elsewhere already. I say a bit, because if it went any further it'd be negative.

    A few are probably fake - however I imagine when they were posted there were many 'real' fundies agreeing with the posts.
     
  13. Eejit

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    Extremeists are dumb.
     
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    Theres stupid people everywhere... Im sure you've read those tech support funnies before?
     
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    My favourite so far!

    :E
     
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    I wear a pink shirt to work sometimes.

    But then again, I'm a god awful sinner. The majority of those quotes weren't even funny for me though. I had my head in my hands most of the time genuinely worried that people perceive the world in this light.
     
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    These people would hate me so much :D
     
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    proud to be an abomination i guess
     
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    http://www.kent-hovind.com/quotes/scienceii.htm

    The god father of all fundie quoters...

     
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    ignorance is bliss?
     
  22. Eejit

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    Le sigh.
     
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    I agree.
     
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    :rolleyes:
     
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    Haha that quote me made me laugh so much. Its got to be fake right?

    Right?
     
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    :LOL:

    I have a hard time buying some of these - they seem just TOO crazy to be true.
     
  27. Eejit

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    Don't misquote me :p
     
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    Yes cause the original bible was english :LOL:

    :O

    :O

    The best imo.

    Also, that one where that kid took his life cause he was gay and his mum was too inbred to understand was sad. :(
     
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    They've... they've got to be fake. They can't... possibly... be that... stupid... can they?
     
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    My face is sore from too much facepalming.
     
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    I laughed so hard my eyes almost fell out.
     
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    we should invade those forums and fill it whit "impure" content
     
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    Totally.

    THEY CANNOT WITHSTAND THE MIGHT OF 100 HL2.NET MEMBERS!
     
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    fixed.
     
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!


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    Hehe...hmhmhmhmhmhm!.....heh.

    Seriously though, the only way that could be better is if the person who wrote that stood up at a physicists convention in a big lecture hall, and he reads that out. I would LOVE to just see every single physicists face as they listen to that.

    Oh, and buddy, birds?, planes?....yah...its called lift.

    Comedy gold...

    In fact I laughed at quite a few of these quotes. As in the type of laughing you usually reserve for Live At The Apollo or Have I Got News For You.
     
  36. <RJMC>

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    so who is whit me for the attack?
     
  37. Wanted Bob

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    Count me in :p
     
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    I am totally up for it, as long as I don't end up being the only one
     
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    No. I won't contribute to spam.
     
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    That would be pretty childish
     

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