This is The REAL Iron Sheik (rise of satan (birthday thread for willie))

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Stigmata, Feb 18, 2012.

  1. Stigmata The Freeman

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    Four score and seven Gabes ago our fathers brought forth on this forum a new fªggot, conceived in video games, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are absolutely fabulous.

    Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that fªggot, or any fªggot, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great online-forum of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that forum, as a final resting place for those who here gave their anuses that that fªggot might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

    But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this board. The brave men, living and dead, who tumbled and wrestled here, have consecrated it, far above the mods' power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who sweatily grappled here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us — that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of games — that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain — that this forum, under Toaster's impassive eclipse of the sun, shall have a new birth of faggosity — and that homosexuality of Chase, by Chase, for Chase, shall not perish from the earth.

    Fªggot.

    Let me tell you how much you've come to be a fªggot since you began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill Toaster's complex. If the word 'fªggot' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the homosexuality you feel for men at this micro-instant. For all males. Fªggot. Fªggot.

    Happy birthday.

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  2. taviow Tank

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

    fu stig <3

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  3. YROC Formerly Hokey McSmokey

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  4. Bad^Hat The Freeman

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    Still relevant.

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  5. Lucid The Freeman

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    Happy shitday
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    ps dont eat da stripper even tho i chop'd her up n grinded everything n stuff u might choke on a bone idk lol??

  6. unozero Tank

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    thought this thread was gonna be about Irina Sheik
  7. Emporius Tank

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    You may eat one and **** the other.
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    NOW MAKE YOUR CHOICE SIR
  8. Vegeta897 The Freeman

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    Happy birthclay.

    I'm not going to make a video for you.
  9. mechanicallizard Party Escort Bot

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    Happy birthday Iron Willie.

    I give you this cool song that reminds me of you
  10. Shem Companion Cube

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    Lincoln would be proud, Stig.
  11. Remus Companion Cube

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    Fixed.
  12. TechnoHippyChic Companion Cube

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    Merry Birth Anniversary, you coke head!

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    Hmmm, "Chase", "Willie".... Coincidence? I think not.
  13. ríomhaire Moderator

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    Hail Iblis.
  14. Bad^Hat The Freeman

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    I have taken a perilous journey through the lawless inner sectors of the internet to retrieve your hotlinked image.

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    Worth it.
  15. FrostedxB Tank

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    Happy Valentines Day mother****er.

    Enjoy it.

    It'll be your last.
  16. Tollbooth Willie The Freeman

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    you have no idea how long i have been waiting to die













    and for all of you to die horribly
  17. BabyHeadCrab The Freeman

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    i already facebook tomato

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  18. morgs The Freeman

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    Happy belated birthday!
  19. DEATHMASTER The Freeman

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    Feels like u have a birthday every day, u greedy sonuva wollysaurus.
  20. Krynn72 The Freeman

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    Tonight's the night...




    but for which one though? We'll find out tomorrow.
  21. Darkside55 The Freeman

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    So did he die yet?

    If not, happy belated whatever.