Because A) Nobody makes Walking Dead Squirrels unfortunately, and B) everyone says this show is good, and I'm trying to find out why. Survival is more than not being eaten. The only episode I remember they doing about getting guns was "herp lets get that whole bag of guns I pre-prepared but dropped". It wasn't compelling at all. Fine, then it focuses on "OH SHIT I ****ED A DUDE NOW HE IS ALL ANGSTY CUZ MAH HUBBIES BACK". Its semantics. This is also not compelling. Like I said, so far the only "theme" that can be considered compelling at this point is the issue of suicide, but that's run it's course already. Its a boring, lame, uncompelling, unoriginal show. Are you seriously saying that wanting a show to NOT be those things is having too high of expectations for an AMC show costing 3.2 million dollars per episode and garnering the attention of 7+ million people? Yeah, excuse me for expecting it to be at least decent. Jericho and its post apocalyptic setting was a thousand times more compelling this show.