The Halflife2.net Christmas Russian Roulette Game!

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  1. Pi Mu Rho

    Pi Mu Rho ValveTime Admin | Enemy of fun
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    It's that time of year again, when some overdressed fat git sneaks into your house to drop off some substandard gifts, pausing only for a quick snifter of brandy before absconding, leaving piles of reindeer crap all over your roof.

    So, to get into the spirit of things, what could possibly be more authentically Christmassy than a game of Russian Roulette?

    The rules are quite simple:

    1) By merely posting in this thread, you are participating. If you don't wish to participate, don't post.

    2) Each participant picks a number between 1 and 6. Myself or one of the other moderators will then use a random number generator to decide your fate.

    3) If the random number generated matches your number, you win a Custom Christmas Title! I will give you the Christmas-themed title of your choosing, to expire on Apr 1st 2009.

    4) If the random number generated does not match your number, then KAPOW! You will be banned until Jan 1st 2009. That's the gamble, folks.

    5) If you post without picking a number, we'll pick one for you. You're probably more likely to lose this way.

    6) If you post without choosing a title, we'll pick one for you (if you win). It's not likely to be a nice one.

    So, to recap - If you intend to participate, you have to post a number and your desired custom title. If your number comes up, you get your title. If it doesn't, you get a temporary ban. Simple, isn't it?

    /me lays revolver on the table

    Merry Christmas Halflife2.net


    Credit where it's due - I shamelessly stole this from theGreenBunny on the ZM forums


    Remembering the fallen

    Farrowlesparrow
    lefty
    theGreenBunny
    Beerdude26
    CyberPitz
    Dog--
    Laivasse
    mechanicallizard
    Mellish
    Mess
    Minister
    Pesmerga
    taviow
    ĐynastҰ
    Eejit
    Pressure
    Raziaar
    Reginald
    TollBooth Willie
    delusional
    giant384
    Ravioli
    Zerimski
    Naudian
    Rizzo89
    <RJMC>
    DEATHMASTER
    Gordon-Shepherd
    Jimmeh
    Qonfused
    GordonFreeman911
    Hazard.Squared
    Koola Mena
    L3N!N
    The Monkey
    Avoidist
    Azner
    Naph
    TheCake Is A Lie
    Zephos
    Acepilotf14
    CrazyHarij
    DeusExMachina
    Gunner
    kaf11
    Kamikazie
    Krynn72
    lame-o
    Sam
    Sliver
    TimoJay
    VenoM0013
    And the valiant winners

    Au-Heppa
    Higlac
    Xevrex
    Edcrab
    Krynn72
    -Psy-
    Adrik_Senturu
    Captain M4d
    Laserhead
    Jintor
     
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  2. Hectic Glenn

    Hectic Glenn Site Director
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    Also, we will work out if you use multiple accounts to participate, and you'll get a ban for cheating out right.

    Obviously no one would be silly enough to post in this thread...or would they!? Do you feel lucky...well do ya...punk?
     
  3. Asknoone

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    And cheating would mean a 3 month ban! So, which one of you clowns is first?
     
  4. Au-heppa

    Au-heppa Pi Mu Rho's Worstest Enemy

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    Okay, I choose 3. And the title I want is "Pi Mu Rho's Bestest Friend"
     
  5. Pi Mu Rho

    Pi Mu Rho ValveTime Admin | Enemy of fun
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  6. lefty

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    haw, I wouldn't do that.

    I pick four!

    and the title I'd want would be "overdressed fat git"


    EDIT: "banned" is also acceptable
     
  7. Pi Mu Rho

    Pi Mu Rho ValveTime Admin | Enemy of fun
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    lefty rolled a...


    TWO.

    See you next year!
     
  8. lefty

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    heehee
     
  9. theGreenBunny

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    Number: 2
    Appropriately christmas-themed title: Russian Roulette Reindeer
     
  10. Farrowlesparrow

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    Number 6.

    edit: Forgot the title part. I suppose I'd like that as my title.
     
  11. Pi Mu Rho

    Pi Mu Rho ValveTime Admin | Enemy of fun
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    FOUR!

    Buh-bye!
     
  12. Pi Mu Rho

    Pi Mu Rho ValveTime Admin | Enemy of fun
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    ONE!

    Next!
     
  13. Mess

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    i call number 2

    "Pi's head polisher"
     
  14. Pi Mu Rho

    Pi Mu Rho ValveTime Admin | Enemy of fun
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    SIX!

    Keep that duster in storage.
     
  15. Minister

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    I pick the number 5.

    Title: Combine Overlord
     
  16. Pi Mu Rho

    Pi Mu Rho ValveTime Admin | Enemy of fun
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    ONE!

    See you in 2009!
     
  17. Beerdude26

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    3.

    I'd like my custom title to be Banned

    (It's a win-win situation!)
     
  18. Pi Mu Rho

    Pi Mu Rho ValveTime Admin | Enemy of fun
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    ONE!

    Banned!
     
  19. Beerdude26

    Beerdude26 Party Escort Bot

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    D:

    I'll get you next time Pi
     
  20. Mellish

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    My number is 4 and my custom title to be: "Everyone loves him!"
     
  21. Pi Mu Rho

    Pi Mu Rho ValveTime Admin | Enemy of fun
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    SIX!

    No-one loved you that time!
     
  22. taviow

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    I choose number 1

    And the title... be creative, Pi. Offend me as much as you can, hopefully I'll be able to see what you can do.
     
  23. Higlac

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    3 and I'd like my title to be: "All hail the mod-gods!"
     
  24. Pi Mu Rho

    Pi Mu Rho ValveTime Admin | Enemy of fun
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    FOUR!

    Sorry, your title is "banned"
     
  25. Higlac

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    Whoops twas taviow banned before this post.
     
  26. Pi Mu Rho

    Pi Mu Rho ValveTime Admin | Enemy of fun
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    THREE!

    Another winner!
     
  27. Higlac

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    I don't think that this is random...
     
  28. Dog--

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    I pick 4.

    Title: Halflife2.net Staff (bolded and in orange letters)


    oh god..
     
  29. Pi Mu Rho

    Pi Mu Rho ValveTime Admin | Enemy of fun
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    TWO!

    (A Dog-- is not just for Christmas)
     
  30. Xevrex

    Xevrex Still believes in Santa

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    5 and I'd like to be "Still believes in Santa"
     
  31. Pi Mu Rho

    Pi Mu Rho ValveTime Admin | Enemy of fun
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    FIVE!

    Winner!
     
  32. Edcrab

    Edcrab Veteran Incompetent

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    5.

    And "Veteran Incompetent" for user title, please.
     
  33. Pi Mu Rho

    Pi Mu Rho ValveTime Admin | Enemy of fun
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    FIVE again!

    [​IMG]
     
  34. Pesmerga

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    My lucky number is.... 7!

    "Vista still sucks."
     
  35. mechanicallizard

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    3 please.

    and id like 'sexual tyrannosaur' as my new title.
     
  36. Pi Mu Rho

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    19:42 - [hl?.net] Cash: ok my number is 5

    THREE!

    Shortest ban you've ever had.
     
  37. Pi Mu Rho

    Pi Mu Rho ValveTime Admin | Enemy of fun
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    ONE!

    Temporary extinction for you.
     
  38. Laivasse

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    Lucky SIX, bebbeh!

    'That hirsute, callipygian hobo!'
     
  39. Pi Mu Rho

    Pi Mu Rho ValveTime Admin | Enemy of fun
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    FIVE!

    Close, but no cigar.
     
  40. CyberPitz

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    FOUR!!!

    Rotary Booster title please.
     
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