Star Wars quotes you never want to hear while having sex

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  1. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

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  2. Eejit

    Eejit The Freeman

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    There are Star Wars quotes you DO want to hear during sex? o_O
     
  3. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

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    yes ...

    "I find your lack of faith disturbing"

    "You know, I think that R2 unit we bought may have been stolen"

    "Don't underestimate the Force."

    "Who is this? What's your operating number"

    "Stay on target! "

    "It came from... behind! "

    "Now don't you forget this! Why I should stick my neck out for you is far beyond my capacity! "

    "Help! I think I'm melting! This is all your fault! "

    "You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life"

    "It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they're not much bigger than two meters."



    and so on
     
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    "Oh - nice to see a familiar face."
     
  5. MJ12

    MJ12 The Freeman

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    If I ever do a great big fat person, I want to stick it in her bum and her to say "Ohhhhh, Old Jedi Mind Trickk"
     
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    "Cover me Porkins."
     
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    staticprimer Newbie

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    "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
     
  8. Warped

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    ITS A TRAP!!!
     
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    NeptuneUK Space Core

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    "Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!"
     
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    Our cruisers can't repel firepower of that magnitude!
     
  12. jet_porkins

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    You will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.

    He's my brother!
     
  13. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

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    "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."

    "Look at the size of that thing!"

    "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

    "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

    "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

    "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."

    "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"

    "Possible he came in through the south entrance."

    "Hey, point that thing someplace else."

    "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
     
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    jet_porkins Newbie

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    She's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy.
     
  15. Raziaar

    Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    Here's one I can contribute... all my own! Not a quote though.

    "I'm a tauntaun. I want you inside me."
     
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    The approach will not be easy. You are required to maneuver straight down this trench and skim the surface to this point. The target area is only two meters wide...Only a precise hit will set up a chain reaction.

    p.s. thread turned into "Quotes from Star Wars that Stern wants to here while having sex."
     
  17. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

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    so in other words you're into beastiality?

    o_O
     
  18. Raziaar

    Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    Not even.
     
  19. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

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    you just like the insides of a tauntaun ..i c .......the bestiality would have been somehow less weird ;)
     
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    Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    This is more of that vore shit isn't it.
     
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    "im going to rail you so hard you're going to think the death star is inside you"
     
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    Hello there. Come here, my little friend
     
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    I got one:

    "Get this walking carpet out of my face!"
     
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    "I'm going to use Force."
     
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    "Let the hate flow through you."
     
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    'There's something alive down here'

    I got a problem here.
    Eject!
    I can hold it.
    Pull up!
    No, I'm all right... ahhh!

    and

    They're coming in too fast!
     
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    "do or do not... there is no try"
     
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    Jintor Didn't Get Temp-Banned

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    "There is no escape..... Don't make me destroy you."

    "Come with me, it is the only way"
     
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    "YOU WERE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME, ANAKIN(replace with your name)!"
     
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    The part where she says, "I'm your sister."


    FFFUUUUUUUUU
     
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    "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
     
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    "Your Tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker!"
     
  37. Jintor

    Jintor Didn't Get Temp-Banned

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    I have the high ground!
     
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    MFL AlbatrossofTime

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    Are you an angel?
     
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    ^Are you over a year LATE?
     
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    ^lolz
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