Slap that stupid bitch.

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  1. Dog--

    Dog-- The Freeman

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  2. Captain M4d

    Captain M4d POWER OVERWHELMING

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    What is she saying? I need a good reason to smack a bitch.
     
  3. Dog--

    Dog-- The Freeman

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    I dunno, but it her tone suggests she is taunting you.
     
  4. Darkside55

    Darkside55 The Freeman

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    HOW CAN I SLAP?
     
  5. Ravioli

    Ravioli Microboner

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    That was quite arousing.
     
  6. Krynn72

    Krynn72 The Freeman

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    I wish I could slap her clothes off. Shes pretty hot.

    But the slapping mechanism sucks. I had to just wiggle my mouse around for like 5 seconds before it actually registered.


    EDIT: The ending made me feel bad :( Don't cry baby, you know I love you!
     
  7. DEATHMASTER

    DEATHMASTER The Freeman

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    I don't understand why she keeps talking even though clearly hurt. SHUT UP WOMAN, OF COURSE OPENING MOUTH = SLAP.
     
  8. MJ12

    MJ12 The Freeman

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    Don't feel bad, the stuff she was saying translated to

    "Bought us tickets to Twilight"

    "Accidentally ate all of your sandwiches"

    "Slept with your father"
     
  9. DEATHMASTER

    DEATHMASTER The Freeman

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    I wanna see Twilight. Stupid german language.
     
  10. Warped

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    I love it but I wish I knew if this was for education purposes or for humor. it was funny but we need an English version Asap
     
  11. Maestro

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    I don't know why I just did that.
     
  12. DEATHMASTER

    DEATHMASTER The Freeman

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    What they don't show is her coming back with a gun.
     
  13. VirusType2

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    I was getting ganster with that bitch. I slapped her so hard my computer locked up, then my browser crashed and almost needed to reinstall it.

    Highly recommended.
     
  14. TwwIX

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    How do i hit the left cheek?
     
  15. VirusType2

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    Webcam+Penis
     
  16. Danimal

    Danimal Companion Cube

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    Takes so long to load for something so lame.
     
  17. PriNcE oF SpAcE

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    it's not german you ass.

    it's Danish...don't ever compare the two...Danish might not be the prettiest language around but it's miles above the mouth diarrhea that is the german language.
     
  18. PriNcE oF SpAcE

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    unfortunately the real translation isn't that humorous.
     
  19. DEATHMASTER

    DEATHMASTER The Freeman

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    It's all the same when you don't know either :p
     
  20. The Monkey

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    It's blocked to all non-Danish users now. First time in my life I see an advantage to being Danish.
     
  21. Sledgehammer

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    "You're drunk you idiot!"
    "The only time you feel like a man, is when you take me while I cry no."
    "You always seemed like a loser, now you look like one too."
    "Is that all you got?"
    "You small pathetic man, **** you."
    "**** off, you toddler."
    "Are you stupid or something? No means no!"
    "Do you feel powerful now?"
    "The only thing smaller thing than your penis, is your IQ."
    "Why would I have banged your best friend, he's as ugly as you."
    "Do you really think you're the only one who can beat me? Do you think so?"
    "You can't even beat me properly. Even your pathetic father was beating harder when he beat you."
     
  22. DEATHMASTER

    DEATHMASTER The Freeman

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    And here I was thinking Denmark's language :p
     
  23. Azner

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    I'm not Danish.
     
  24. kupocake

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    "Do you really think you're the only one who can beat me? Do you think so?"
    [​IMG]
     
  25. Acepilotf14

    Acepilotf14 Sucked so much dick for this title

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    I was considering posting this myself, but then I realized it was pretty crappy.
     
  26. Shem

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    I do hope you realize you are expressing ethnocentric beliefs. You are comparing two different languages and saying one is better than the other, as most people sadly do.
     
  27. Ravioli

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    lolwat?
     
  28. Maestro

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    I was thinking it's because the Legos are cheaper there.
     
  29. PriNcE oF SpAcE

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    I don't think they are really...
     
  30. CyberPitz

    CyberPitz Party Escort Bot

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    Dear non-danish visitor,

    Due to an extremely high amount of traffic "Hit the Bitch" has been limited to only allow users from Denmark.

    However, domestic violence is a global problem, so please support the fight against it in your local country.

    Thanks for your interest.

    Kind regards
    Children exposed to Violence at Home
     
  31. VirusType2

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    I want to beat a virtual woman all the time now. Can't stop thinking about it.
     
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    ^ I'm getting "access forbidden" on that game
     
  35. Tollbooth Willie

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    You're not worthy.
     
  36. Azner

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    Only the worthy shall slap thy bitch.
     
  37. Sledgehammer

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    Denmark is one of the most expensive countries with more than 1 million inhabitants in the world to live in. Do you really think they sell Legos very cheaply here?
     
  38. bryanf445

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    I want to slap a bitch! damnit
     
  39. Acepilotf14

    Acepilotf14 Sucked so much dick for this title

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    It's hilarious.

    As well the OP game isn't very good, just go slap a bitch at the cafe or something, they deserve it

    azner why do you and willie have the same avatar it confuzzled me
     
  40. MuToiD_MaN

    MuToiD_MaN The Freeman

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    Damn on OP's lockout. But the second link was hilarious.

    Lol, plural; i.e., lolz.
     

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