Rumors Kim Jong Un Assassinated, China Army on NK border

So I go on lunch and go on the net, I check out twitter, drudgereport.com, and reddit. All of them are saying that Chinese weaboo twitter or whatever the hell it's called is exploding with rumors of an assassination at the NK Embassy, and that Chinese bases are on high alert/prepped to enter NK.

All rumors of course. I don't have a direct link to the articles, someone else can post one.

What do you think, BS or no? We'll know if it's true or not in a matter of hours I guess.

lol at "weaboo"

weibo is the chinese equivilent to Twitter which is where the rumor started

weeaboo is something else entirely:



"Someone who is obsessed with Japan/Japanese Culture/Anime"

so half our members

I beat you to it HA

Also hes not dead hes just on the toilet

This could get interesting.

I see now . Thought I was fastest in the west

BOWELS MOBILIZED IN NK

Nothing on our news. Not even a mention of the rumor.

If this was true, I'd be getting a phone call to get my gear on and get my ass over to X.

Maybe you wouldnt. Maybe thats just what they want you to think. Maybe you're a trained assassin and they haven't told you.

I'm going to take that as a confession to this assassination.

I am not at liberty to say.

North Korea were so saddened by his death, they threw a party in his honor!

No wait...