Research proves asians have small dicks?

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  1. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

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    so sorry

    http://content.karger.com/ProdukteDB/produkte.asp?doi=10.1159/000050013

    how does one research this? canvas the redlight district? poll women who've had multiple ethinic lovers from different cultures? ask men to line up, drop their drawers and say "awww" ..what social significance can this possibly have? (except that there's less employment opportunities for asian porn stars?)

    btw "size doesnt matter" was made up by some guy with a micropenis ..or the girlfriend of a guy with a micropenis
     
  2. Vegeta897

    Vegeta897 Banned as all fuck

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    I thought average penis lengths by race was already a known fact, and that Asians were on the smaller side.

    Doesn't everyone know this?
     
  3. Druckles

    Druckles Party Escort Bot

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    Asians have larger heads, statistically, I believe. And on average Africans have smaller heads.

    So I'm not surprised
     
  4. V-Man339

    V-Man339 Space Core

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    Basically everybody has already heard or believed this one.
    *Writes down to send to Mythbusters*
     
  5. PriNcE oF SpAcE

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    this is news?

    thought it was established long ago that Asians had smaller penises.
     
  6. Vegeta897

    Vegeta897 Banned as all fuck

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    I'm thinking the actual article is really more about the definition of the term 'micropenis' and whether it should be different depending on the average penis size. But stern likes to gloss over these boring details to make for more catchy thread titles.

    Asians having a smaller average penis size is not news, you are correct.
     
  7. Bad^Hat

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    A-so smaaaru.
     
  8. 99.vikram

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    Awesome.
     
  9. MJ12

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    White Power!


    Hey, isn't SimonomiS one of them ashuns? Let's shun him!
     
  10. xcellerate

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    Size doesn't matter...unless it's small.
     
  11. Ennui

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    Yeah, thank god I don't have a small penis. I imagine that'd be easy to worry about.
     
  12. MJ12

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    Yes, Ennui's penis is very mediocre, I'd say oh, 7-9 feet.
     
  13. Ennui

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    Yeah, it's a tad embarrassing, but at least I'm not one of those guys that have to deal with a 4 foot penis. I mean, talk about tiny.
     
  14. MJ12

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    Hahah! Yes. O_O

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Reginald

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    Wow, I never knew I was Asian!
     
  16. MJ12

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    I did. :naughty:
     
  17. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

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    Lmfao!
     
  19. Jintor

    Jintor Didn't Get Temp-Banned

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    Well, shit.
     
  20. Kula Meenur

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    The conduct and level of appropriate measurement in the study would have to be as correct as possible or the study could violate validity and therefore research = fail/pointless (lol a pun).

    If it's legit, they would have had to have conducted specific interveiws with the participants (of variance in race of course) in a regular way or their findings wouldn't be considered valid (Ie: interview every participant at home/ten days after having sex).



    Also lol if findings are true :D




    edit: Lol that's a full Research Design Lab Report. Can't possibly be invalid.
     
  21. kineaesth

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    Aren't these studies usually done by condom manufacturers?
     
  22. Raziaar

    Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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  23. Azner

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    Indeed
     
  24. bbson john

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    That's upsetting, tho I know long ago that my penis is shorter than foreigners'.

    Anyway, sexual experience has not much thing to do with penis size.
     
  25. Azner

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    Where have you been.
    Anyway i also remember you once saying that ours are more effective before in a thread similliar to this.
     
  26. Cormeh

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    Such small b'ness

    [​IMG]
     
  27. Cpt Tenacious

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    Wait a minute, this is the most pointless ****ing study ever conducted.
     
  28. Atomic_Piggy

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    Not as pointless as that study which showed on average how many miles people walk in they're lives while making they're beds.
     
  29. Jerry_111

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    Shit.
     
  30. Jerry_111

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    micropenis is actually a bad example of the general size we're talking about, though. Micro is like... REALLY micro. And rare.
     
  31. Kula Meenur

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    /Awaits certain death from lots of friendly azns
     
  32. Raziaar

    Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    So as Chris Tucker would phrase himself "Blackinese" in Rush Hour, does that mean he borders on average?

    But, seriously this is a very insensitive thing and you don't need studies to somehow lend validation to such prick comments to make, since people are always using this sort of thing as racial antagonizing.
     
  33. Druckles

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    Not as pointless as the study to determine most accidents in the home happen in the kitchen.
     
  34. highlander

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    your avatar suits this thread.


    Amirite?
     
  35. The Monkey

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    Or the one that discovered that fish need water to live.
     
  36. Druckles

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    I think not.
     
  37. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

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    ironic considering who wrote it ..or co-wrote it


     
  38. Raziaar

    Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    What's your point? That an Asian person wrote it, or even researched it What does that have to do with what I said?
     
  39. Azner

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    <Insert Certain Death Here>
     
  40. Kula Meenur

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    *dies from overwhelming penor attack*
     

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