Redneck reviews Condemned: Criminal Origins

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  1. Ravioli

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  2. Raziaar

    Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    LOL that was supremely amusing to watch.
     
  3. joule

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    "I found a dead bird in this here refrigerator. Someone musta liked birds."

    Ha!
     
  4. Gray Fox

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    Too long, still love the redneck.
     
  5. CyberPitz

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    There is no way that could be real.....right?
     
  6. Icarusintel

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    Fake redneck FTMFL

    A real redneck reviewing it would have been much funnier.
     
  7. Raziaar

    Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    Sounds perfectly legitimate to me. Are you an expert on rednecks?
     
  8. Icarusintel

    Icarusintel Newbie

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    I live right in the middle of a shitload of them, so, yes. I've never heard a redneck talk like that. It sound like a faked accent of sorts.
     
  9. Gray Fox

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    It's not real just look at his youtube page.
     
  10. Raziaar

    Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    It's still amusing even if.

    And yeah, based on his profile it is fake.

    Still funny though.
     
  11. Tollbooth Willie

    Tollbooth Willie The Freeman

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    We should get a resident redneck to review a game.


    Yes?
     
  12. Gray Fox

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    yeschar
     
  13. JFry

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    I'd do it but my pooter's up on cinder blocks.
     
  14. MRG

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    Hahahahahaha!

    Faked accent or not, I got a good laugh out of it.

    BTW, that game WAS scary as shit. Much more so than FEAR. You might remember my review of the game several months back, in which I spoke about one of the enemy types called the "Santa's". The whole damn game sent shivers down my spine. I can't wait for Condemned 2.

    -MRG
     
  15. jimbo118

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    Who were the 'Santa's'?
     
  16. Houndini

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    lol thats funny as. lol at the dead bird.
     
  17. Asuka

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    Meh, that wasnt funny at all.
     
  18. Acepilotf14

    Acepilotf14 Sucked so much dick for this title

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    Of course it's not real! Rednecks can't afford video cameras, computers and video games!
     
  19. Atomic_Piggy

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    Didn't really find that that funny.
     
  20. Wanted Bob

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    Accent was funny for two minutes then got boring...
     
  21. MRG

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    While playing the Department Store level, they were these freaky as hell enemies, that were dressed up in Santa hats. In the background there was Christmas music playing, but it sounded like it was coming through a rusted & bent speaker system from hell.

    My original Review:

     
  22. nurizeko

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    Ah, funny. :)



    Would love to watch a redneck reviewing HL2.
     
  23. Acepilotf14

    Acepilotf14 Sucked so much dick for this title

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    Playing the level Ravenholm.. or maybe Lowlife.
     

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