Rate the last movie you watched (DON'T POST SPOILERS Y' EEJITS)

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  1. ríomhaire

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    South Park: Kyle Sucks Cartman's Balls, The Trilogy - Win/10
    ****ing win
     
  2. Unfocused

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    I'll have to differ.

    I give it a 8.67/10
     
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    I will give 8.5

    Ending Scenes of the Movie makes me nervous, I think it would be better if his Son has shot him down, as on contrary killing your own gang member doesn't make any sense or it doesn't mean that you have chosen the path of Buddha.
    ennuiedit: use spoiler tags!
     
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    Planet of the Apes - 7/10
     
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    Stardust: 9/10

    I read the description and was like "man this is probably gunna be a lame kids movie" and I was happily surprised. It reminded me a lot of the game Fable's atmosphere, a lot. I recommend it to anyone.
     
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    The original? A 7? Get out.
     
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    The Game Plan - 7.5/10

    Enjoyable family film, plus, it`s got the Rock in it, so it gets extra for that.
     
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    Agreed, The Game Plan was actually funnier and better than I thought it would be. Made me laugh, so thumbs up really.
     
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    Sunshine

    9/10

    Really enjoyed it
     
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    hahaha. Realistically I would probably rate it 4/10, but it gets 3 bonus points for Charlton Heston being so magnificently Charlton Heston.

    YOU DID IT! YOU REALLY DID IT, YOU STUPID BASTARDS!
    /falls on ground and hits sand with fists
     
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    It's a remake y'know, and the ending happened like it did in the original... for the most part.
    It's actually better than the original imo.

    Mortal Kombat - 7.8/10...
    Fun martial arts movie, even better that it uses familiar characters.
    Too bad they went and ****ed it up with Annihilation.
     
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    Waiting: 8/10
    Even though it has Dane Cook, Justin Long and that fat kid from MTV and features an otherwise generic script, I can't help but love this movie for the accurate portrayal of the restaurant business. If you've never worked in a restaurant, you probably won't truly understand most of the humor in this movie. If you have, it's a must see.
     
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    Falling Down - 9/10

    So damn depressing though ;(

    "I'm the bad guy?"
     
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    Yup.

    The way he started out as the indignant hero and was slowly revealed to be a bitter asshole was totally brilliant, but yeah, pretty depressing.
    <3 that movie.
     
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    Falling Down is an amazing movie. The technique that Bad^Hat stated is an awesome one. The Last King of Scotland did the same. Another great movie.
     
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    American Gangster- 8.5/10

    trite in some parts, but overall it was raw and an awesome movie. Denzel is the man.
     
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    It's much better than the original. Though they're almost identical in dialogue, story, and performances, the action in it is just awesome. The ending seemed very appropriate to me.
     
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    Star Wars 8/10 ...err the first one ..withhan solo and luke

    I watched the original version (han shoots first) with my son ..it doesnt age all that well ..at least the non-action sequences ..my son was a bit bored ..it's also pretty violent so had to skip a few scenes ..but nothing compared to Star Wars 3 (revenge of the sith) ..there's dismemberment and a beheading in the first 20 minutes ..had to skip that scene and then my son was bored in the scene with Vader and Queen Ovaltine
     
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    Whenever Han Solo comes on screen you should nudge your son and say, "That, son, is a true man."
     
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    Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - 9/10

    I've heard good things about this, mainly in this thread I guess, and I finally got round to watching it. Despite all the good words I had read about it, I wasn't convinced I'd like to watch it at first - the trailer made it seem like a romantic comedy with sci-fi (wtf). I was positively surprised and after watching it I can say that it's an excellent movie.
     
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    Silent Hill - 3/10

    Pretty moving pictures in a stupid, stupid movie.
     
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    Oh god I hated silent hill as well. One of the better video game movies? My ass.

    Akira 9/10
     
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    I'm saving that for Raiders of the Lost ark ..I mean Han solo does go ga ga over a chick with bagels glued to side of her head ..pretty she isnt ..and talk about a demanding bitch .. "save me obi-wan" ..save yourself, goddam princesses always thinking of themselves!!!
     
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    True, Leia kind of sucks, but Indiana shares Han's weakness for anything with tits and a female voice. Still, acceptable substitute. I would potentially agree with you that Indiana Jones is more badass than Han Solo, though not by much.
     
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    Jodhpurs ftl D:
    Indy wins.
     
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    he's the consumate everyman

    ..excuse me but the office hottie is asking if I'll carry some boxes for her ...oh boy boxes to carry, this is where I shine!
     
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    Michael Clayton 9/10, brilliant movie, dark and suspenseful. Cool music.

    August Rush 1/10, cliched crap through and through. This is a supposed to be a happy romance feel good movie, but the centre point of the story is that a girl decides to have outdoor sex with a stranger on a roof and gets pregnant. One guy snored through it and nobody even bothered to wake him up. Some of the music is good, the cinematography was really standard, the dialogue was crap.

    This is the sum of the dialogue between the two people who spend a decade in love trying to find each other

    Louis: (creepily watching her from behind) It's beautiful isn't it.
    Lyla: What are you doing up there?
    Louis: Listening to the music, what are you doing?
    Lyla: Just.... getting away.
    Louis: Come up, it's the best seat in the house.
    Lyla: Okay creepy stranger, I will sit next to somebody that I have never met on a deserted roof top.
    Louis: My name is Louis
    Lyla: Lyla
    Louis: So who are you Lyla?
    Lyla: I'm me.

    Then they kiss and have sex (off screen).
     
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    Oceans Eleven - 10/10

    Ice cold coolness just oozes out of this film in every way. From the music to the clothes to the way its shot, its just the coolest film ever.
     
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    No Country for Old Men, 9/10 - very cool

    Deja Vu, shite/10 - terrible.
     
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    Oh come on, Deja Vu wasn't THAT bad.
    It had a decent premise with spiffy effects.

    Hostel Part 2 - -10/10...

    Quite possibly the shittiest 'horror' movie I have ever seen.

    The torture porn genre needs to **** off and die.
     
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    40 Year Old Virgin - 10/10

    Havent laughed that hard in a while, awesome, awesome film. So damn funny in places. The condom scene had tears rolling down my cheeks and my sides killing me.
     
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    It was for me. It's the first movie i've had to turn off half way through in years.
     
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    I genuinely enjoyed Deja Vu, thought it was an interesting take on the genre.
     
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    I thought it was fine until they introduced the microwave-sized time travel thing. Then I just facepalm'd through the rest of the movie.
     
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    The last straw when when he started driving around with that silly hat on. It was verging on comedy.
     
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    Blood Diamond - 9/10

    Loved this, acting is ****ing superb.
     
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    Knocked Up (for the billionth time): 9/10
    Awesome in every way.
     
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    Epic Movie - 8/10

    A very funny movie, but with some bad acting :D
     
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    What? :|
     
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    Epic Movie - Fail/10
    Made me smile twice. This film is utter crap.

    10,000 BC - Should have went to In Bruges/10
    I was expecting action sequences strung together by a lose plot. I was very, very disappointed. There is a plot, and it sucks balls. This film is crap.
     
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