Breakfast of very unhealthy kings: Edit: Apparently I've confused Americans in the chat. That is in fact lightly toasted toast with the butter melted into it. It is not bread with mustard on it. That's tea, not coffee. It's supposed to look like that. I like milky tea. The beans are bachelor baked beans. They come out of the tin in that sauce. The things on the bottom right are white pudding and they're the best part. The eggs were obviously fried in a small pan. The splotches on them are not due to burning. It's because they were fried with butter instead of oil and I accidentally used a bit too much. The stuff on the eggs that looks weird is grated mozzarella. Edit2: I resized the image because Vegeta was accusing me of wasting interbits.