Is your mother, father or significant other getting on your tits? Is your pet constantly bugging you to be fed or petted? Or do your friends keep ringing to remind you of your social life while you're playing World of Warcraft? Fear not, for Valve - pioneers in all things great - have invented the perfect solution to all your organic worries. The Plush Headcrab. Now you can transform almost any pesky organism into a mindless zombie! [br] [br] Believe it or not, this isn't a joke. You can buy these plush headcrabs at the Valve store for only $24.95 (that’s approximately 13 British Pounds). They even have poseable legs, so you can latch them onto things![br] [br]You can read more in this weeks Steam News, which also makes mention of other Valve products for sale, and comments on Sin Episodes: Emergence going gold. [br] [br] UPDATE: For all you people who don't live in the US of A, the plush headcrab might leave a gaping hole in your wallet. International shipping costs $27 - more than the 'crab itself. Upon ordering my headcrab and Dog poster, the total price skyrocketed to $61. Ye hath been warned.