Pat Robinson Predicts 2008 Killing (Oh Lawd :facepalm:)

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    OH LAWD( No Pun Intended)


    **** Fox, but **** Robertson More.

    :FACEPALM:



    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,319728,00.html


    He makes God look like an enemy and bastardizes Christianity. This man is dumb.
  2. Narvi Newbie

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    And lo, the nuclear fire did cleanse the earth, and the LORD did go MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    HAHA.

    For he was the LORD and you must be scared of him.


    Remember Ted Hagan or whatever his name was? Got caught propositioning a man in a restroom?
  3. Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    Why is he predicting a recession? That's like predicting a Tsunami will hit months after it has already demolished the coastline.

    Retroactive Predictions! Gnarly.
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    God is the enemy.
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    :LOL: Pat Robertson is so funny.
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    And lo, my fingers did rest upon my eye, and my palm over my nose, and with my hand covering my face, I did lose my faith in humanity.
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  8. <RJMC> The Freeman

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    that stuff is considered news in fox news?
  9. DEATH eVADER Space Core

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    Its a slow week :thumbs:
  10. CptStern suckmonkey

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    since when does anyone take what nutjob pat robertson says seriously?

    the sooner he drops dead the better
  11. Darkside55 The Freeman

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    I love that quote with all my heart.
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    I like where this thread is going.
  13. CptStern suckmonkey

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    so you admit to liking baby-murdering socialist carpet munching witches bent on destroying capitalism?




    you're just a freak!
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    He believes in witchcraft? What travesty has evolution crafted? How can anyone be this stupid?
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    Who doesn't?

    <sarcasm, just in case you thought otherwise>

    Mind you, without the baby-murdering everything else in the list probably wouldn't bother me that much.
  16. CptStern suckmonkey

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    if hollywood has taught me anything it's that witches are indeed very real ...and hot too
  17. Icarusintel Newbie

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    I wouldn't have my lesbians any other way ;)
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    recession is believable, everything else seems crazy.
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    God is clearly speaking to economists as well.
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    You don't bother watching late night televangelists do you?
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    hopefully the dollar's collapse will drag down his show too.
  22. Stigmata The Freeman

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    No, I find that there are many more productive things I could do, like anything and everything that isn't watching a televangelist.
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    some are good, but this guy is crazy.
  24. Acepilotf14 The Freeman

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    Shut the **** up, numbers. As is your intolerance.

    Anyway, indeed this guy is simply a crazy ****ed up mofo.
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    If by "some" you mean "none", and by "but" you mean "and".
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    no some guys are good. The one of them just retired ... Billy Graham, yea, he's good. I just don't like hate speech givers.
  27. Avoidist Tank

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    True. But I get more laughs out of it than most of the stuff that they manage to put on TV these days.
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    They always want to predict something, preferably in an ominous, threatening way to attract the weak and those in despair so they can grow in numbers and make other ignorant conformists part of them.

    Why won't anybody silence idiots like this?
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    cause he's a conspeerashe theorist. If he dies, they go batshit insane and call murder.
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    ? Explain, please.
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  32. 15357 Party Escort Bot

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    Cool, I gotta check that out sometime. Thanks.
  33. kathaksung Under Surveillance

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    Pat Robertson is just a Government insider who disguises as a religious prophet to influence people who believe in God.

    1. When Feds has the technique to alter climate, such like create hurricane, earthquake.... while people don't know there is such kind of technique, they would believe it's work of God. (Hurricane Katrina, 2005 South Asia tsunami...)

    2. When Government insider used to activate false flag terror attack (911 attack, anthrax letter....)to grab power and money from people, innocent people thought it was done by Al Qaida, Saddam....

    3. While Feds controlled the election system by their informant or assets, it's easy to rig the election. That's how Bush could be selected twice and Ron Paul always be neglected.

    When you know the trick, then you know so said God for Pat Robertson is Feds. He just announces their anual plan in advance. Plan sometimes went soured due to the situation. But you know something how evil this government is and it's only a psychological operation to influence your mind.
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    I hereby ban you kathuksung to the netherworlds so you can torture satan with your words!!!
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    Absoutly. I agree.

    :D
  38. kathaksung Under Surveillance

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    So my comment really annoyed you that you want to ban it. Are you from the camp of Satan? No offense but I reason it by your logic.

    -----------

    When Huckabee - a man never heard of for most Americans, suddenly jumped to the leading candidate of GOP for no reason. Or the only reason of his relationship to religion - evangelicals. Do you think of another clue - that Pat Robertson belongs to the same group?

    Does Pat Robertson's God decide to create another president for US?

    Quote, "Pat Robertson Predicts Worldwide Violence, U.S. Recession in 2008
    Wednesday, January 02, 2008

    NORFOLK, Va. - On Wednesday's "700 Club" broadcast, the founder of the Christian Broadcasting Network predicted that evangelism will increase and more people will seek God as the chaos develops.

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,319728,00.html
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    STUF. We'd all like to get portalstormzzzz out of our memories.
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    Didn't Pat Robertson predict a major terrorist attack last year, that God told him about.