Pastor advocates punching limp wristed toddlers

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  1. CptStern suckmonkey

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    they should beat the stupid out of him

    http://www.advocate.com/society/rel...pastor-advocates-punching-gay-acting-children
  2. Ennui Companion Cube

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  3. Krynn72 The Freeman

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    Actual quote please...
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    The article has an audio clip, and that's pretty much exactly what he says.

    EDIT: A transcript of the audio (not written by me):

  5. Krynn72 The Freeman

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    Ah, well then...

    **** that guy and anybody who listens to him.

    I like how he thinks he's the one who gets to "authorize" parents to beat their children. "I just gave you special dispensation this morning to do that" lol.
  6. MuToiD_MaN The Freeman

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    Just ... wow.
  7. Tyguy Space Core

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    I hope this guy gets some weird dermatological disease. That's basically all I can do about this. Just hope....
  8. bobtheskull Party Escort Bot

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    Cop - 'So, Mr Smith, why did you break both your 4 year old son's wrists?'
    Mr Smith - 'Well, my wife left a lipstick layin on the kitchen table. My son picked it up and smeared it on his face. Then and there, I knew if I didn't act, he'd grow up all gay and stuff! But it's ok, my pastor said I was authorised to. Ye know, seein as he's a man of God an all that.'

    What the frak?! Wonder how long it'll take before someone cracks his wrists...
  9. Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    "You were made by God to be a male and you are going to be a male."

    I'm confused. Gay men are female?
  10. Ennui Companion Cube

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    Apparently he retracted his words and said "I did not say anything to intentionally offend anyone in the LGBT community."

    He also says the response to his tirade from within his church was "Pastor, we know you didn't mean that".

    http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2012/...on-remarks-about-punching-gay-kids/?hpt=hp_t2

    What a cockbag. Of course he intended to offend gay people, he just didn't intend to become notorious for it. What a douche. I really hope Amendment 1 doesn't pass this week (an amendment to the NC constitution that would legally define marriage as between a man and a woman). It's been a contentious issue here in NC for the past few months.
  11. Bad^Hat The Freeman

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    So... you should punch gay people, but not offend them? God's word is indeed mysterious.
  12. Stylo The Freeman

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    Oh, he's not a bad man, that's just our silly old Pastor being silly again ^_^ Tee hee.


    DESTROY THE GAYS.
  13. DEATH eVADER Space Core

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    Ironically he gets AIDS. Obviosuly you don't need to be Gay to contract it, but people like that obviously wouldn't know either way.