Paris Hilton Thread #2347

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  1. Pulse

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    Threads about this bint usually irriate me, but my god this takes the biscuit:

    IT'S OK FOLKS, SHE'S DOING IT FOR WOMEN'S RIGHTS! LONG LIVE THE SUFFRAGETTES!

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007280376,00.html?BAC-Y5A002905903
     
  2. Jimmeh

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    **** the drip. Let her starve.

    :D
     
  3. CyberPitz

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    She doesn't want to eat? Her loss. More for us.
     
  4. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

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    meh let her rot like every other prisoner ..I mean Bobby Sands they dont force food on but Paris Hilton? omg we cant lose such an important figure ..humanity will suffer the consequences if she leaves this planet prematurely ...why doesnt a prisoner shiv her already goddammit
     
  5. leib10

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    Hunger strike, huh? Hopefully she'll succeed, the world will be a better place.
     
  6. tehsolace

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    what the hell is she trying to prove?
     
  7. Beerdude26

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    Wait... She's in jail in Lynwood? I'm so going to give her the album "Straight Outta Lynwood" when she gets out :D
     
  8. Cormeh

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    Nothing, She wants out. She'll want removed from prison into hospital or something.
     
  9. -Psy-

    -Psy- Walking round in women's underwear

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    She was already skinny as ****. o_0
     
  10. CyberPitz

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    "I CAN'T STAND THIS PLACE! They don't even have *gags* heroin!"
     
  11. brink's

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    I don't think this chick has the work ethic to go on a hunger strike....
     
  12. Qonfused

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  13. Gunner

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    No chance of that happening since the warden and probably a few dozen swat teams are "monitoring her 24/7". Wouldn't want anything "bad" to happen to lil miss cocksucker now would we?
     
  14. Krynn72

    Krynn72 The Freeman

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    lol, I get it!
     
  15. Jintor

    Jintor Didn't Get Temp-Banned

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    What? GREAT ****ING ROLE MODEL YOU ANOREXIC PUSSY.
     
  16. Geogaddi

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    They see me starvin',

    They hatin'
     
  17. co05

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    So, is the remainder of her sentence long enough to die of starvation? Because if it is, oh boy!
     
  18. The Monkey

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    The source isn't the best, so I don't know about this...
     
  19. AJ Rimmer

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    You know what, let's not call her by her name anymore. From now on she's Prisoner #9818783. Maybe if everyone in the world who hates her starts doing it, she'll learn some humility and stop acting like a ****ing child.
     
  20. Robbo

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    Has anyone told Prisoner #9818783 just how short her sentence is, maby if she had got a few years then there would be some kind of reason for this but hell ~45 days. Someone needs to do some parenting.
     
  21. simonjedi

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    fixed
     
  22. Solaris

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    Political Prisoner status for Paris Hilton!
     
  23. co05

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    I'm hoping Prisoner #9818783 will starve herself to death and make the world a better place.
     
  24. Marinmald

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    wait....you mean to tell me she ate before she went to prison? that is news to me.
     
  25. co05

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    Stomach full of semen, I'm guessing.
     

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