[OMGNews] Chair retaliates on fat chinese kid

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Dekstar, Feb 20, 2009.

  1. Dekstar Companion Cube

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    http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/02/20/chair-kills-boy-by-anal-penetration/

    And now for witty Stern-esque one-liners and puns!

    Was the chair a stool perhaps? Or maybe it was more of an or'fice chair.

    So the chair farted and killed the boy? It was probably having a guff-match with him, and won.

    It's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it. Am I right, ladies?

    Because when they fly up your ass, at least they'll be lubed.

    Yeah because steel plates aren't heavy! And given that this happened in china, chances are those steel plates will give lead poisoning to anyone sitting on them.

    Final thoughts:
    Fitting how this image from the article looks just like goatse.

    Kudos to Vegeta for the storeh, but who had no balls to post it.
  2. Vegeta897 The Freeman

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    This thread is an abomination.
  3. Sheepo The Freeman

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    This thread doesn't sit well with me.
  4. Iced_Eagle Newbie

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    I'm now worried of the very chair I'm sitting on.

    *Edit* Corp Sheepo... He shoots, he scores! :LOL:
  5. Krynn72 The Freeman

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    lol, reverse assplosion.
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    I think I'm safe, my chair is really old plus i usually sit with one leg under the other so my anus is secure
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    Yeah, that website isn't very appropriate. Thanks a lot ****tards, almost got me banned from an IRC channel I frequent for copy-pasting it. :angry:
  8. Krynn72 The Freeman

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    What a stuck up IRC channel.
  9. Jintor Didn't Get Temp-Banned

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    Oh come on, it's your typical Japanese-anime we-have-an-ero-page site.
  10. DEATHMASTER The Freeman

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    I use this type of chair (oh who doesn't). I'm 160, and I'm always full force on it (**** putting feet on the ground). God I hope it doesn't say 'made in china' like the rest of my crap.
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    Up to date news on hentai!

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    hurrr
  13. Darkside55 The Freeman

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    Ass-Rocket!! GO!

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  15. Barnz ValveTime Reporter

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    I use the same kind of chair, but I'm safe since I use my chair at the lowest setting, so there's no pressure.
  17. Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    Doesn't that mean there's more pressure, with the cylinder compressed?
  18. Darkside55 The Freeman

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    Does it really?

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    These are my greatest treasures.
  19. jverne Newbie

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    /join #christianpuritans
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    It's an official channel. They have a pretty strict CoC. Also, most chairs I've seen that break shoot out of the bottom, not at the top. It's lol when someone sits in them, it just tips right over.
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    It's an official channel. They have a pretty strict CoC. Also, most chairs I've seen that break shoot out of the bottom, not at the top. It's lol when someone sits in them, it just tips right over.
  22. Vegeta897 The Freeman

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    Why are you mad at us? You checked the link before you posted it, didn't you? If your own judgment of the content of the link compared to what is acceptable in the channel was skewed, then that's your fault.

    :arms:

    Also Darkside's first post in this thread almost made me lose the coffee that was in my mouth at the time of reading.
  23. PJ Tank

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    Chair for Therapeutic Purposes
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    i am now forever sitting on the very edge of my seat.
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    Hmm...

    Awesome. Pretty sure that a lot of people were lined up to get those at one point...
  25. ríomhaire Moderator

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    Oh god not again.
  26. Sheepo The Freeman

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    Thank you sir.
  27. <RJMC> The Freeman

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    talking about pain in the ass
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    Darkside's back! Yay!
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    There's loli on that site.

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  30. Bad^Hat The Freeman

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    This one time I accidentally pasted a link to the torrent page of a doujin I was about to download in an IRC channel. They didn't really care on a bannable offense level, but I got a lot of hentai stigma after that.

    Now I'm all paranoid and always check what's on my ctrl+v before opening a chat. :(

    Edit - Also LOL sankaku. I stopped going there after I found a couple of posts that were just thinly veiled excuses to post real CP (well, if not nude then relatively explicit).