"No, she doesn't have a brain, sir."

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  1. VirusType2

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    Henri Bruneau, 29, was arrested and charged with the premeditated murder of his mother, Nancy Bruneau.

    Bruneau called 911 shortly after 11 a.m. Saturday, telling the dispatcher: "I just tried to kill my mom. I hit her. Then I hit her with a hammer, and then with a brick.''

    When the 911 dispatcher asked Beau Bruneau if his mother was conscious, he responded "No, she doesn't have a brain, sir.''

    http://www.miamiherald.com/2010/11/01/1903037/sons-brutal-killing-of-mother.html

    Another mindless killing. Why don't people think about what they are doing? It's senseless. It just boggles the mind.
     
  2. Xevrex

    Xevrex Still believes in Santa

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    You kill your own mother and then call to report it and how you did it in detail? What, to gloat? What a ****ing moron.
     
  3. VirusType2

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    He's mental.
     
  4. AJ Rimmer

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    Throw braindead momma off the train?
     
  5. Raziaar

    Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    Hit her lightly on the back.

    With what, a spoon?

    "I hit her lightly and she didn't die!"
     
  6. VirusType2

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    "He tried to poison her, but she caught him and yelled at him."

    Oh God help me.
     
  7. YROC

    YROC Formerly Hokey McSmokey

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    I lol'd. Maybe she should've called the cops. Dumbass.
     
  8. MJ12

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    Sounds like she was a bit nuts too; who the hell simply scolds someone after they try to poison you?

    Side note, title of the article is retarded, "Son's brutal killing of mother was a nightmare". In other news, Husband's gruesome murder of wife was unpleasant.
     
  9. VirusType2

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    Yeah, the title got me to read it. I thought maybe he was sleepwalking while having a bad dream and slaughtered her.
     
  10. Remus

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    Oh, I LOL'd.

    Fun fact: I just finished watching a documentary about some serrial killer, then come here to find this.
     
  11. Krynn72

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    How does he disembowel someone using a brick and a hammer?
     
  12. Stigmata

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    Viggo Mortensen in: Face of a Killer
     
  13. Tacoeaterguy

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    The scenario was probably something innocent like this:

    "Hey ma! Just putting poison into your drink. I'm going to murder you."

    "Honey, what did I tell you about putting lithium in my coffee? Bad boy! Now run along while I make nothing of the fact that you just tryed to kill me."
     
  14. Warped

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    I'm pretty sure no one will mess with him in the prison shower
     
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    Cell Mate: So what are you in for?
    Killer: I eviscerated my mother.
     
  16. Krynn72

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    Just so nobody gets confused. My post originally said he looked like Viggo Mortensen, and I had posted a pic. But then I scrolled back up again and realized he doesn't really. So I edited it. So if you think Viggo Mortensen doesn't look like this guy at all, don't blame Stigmata for the comparison. Likewise, if you agree that he does, then I take full credit for making the comparison first.
     
  17. MJ12

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    Looks more like Cillian Murphy.
     
  18. Stigmata

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    Cillian Murphy in: I can't think of a title oh no
     
  19. VirusType2

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    Sean Penn in: Momma, Bail Me Out of The Pen. Oh Wait. Shit.
     
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    Oh gawd, this is epic.. uh, I mean, brutal.
     
  21. Escaep

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    At least he's heading to jail for the rest of his life.
     
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    You're talking as if this guy had a rational mind.
     
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    That's right, it's slammer time.
     

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