Man arrested for beastiality claims prostitute turned into a donkey

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by ríomhaire, Oct 26, 2011.

  1. ríomhaire

    ríomhaire Moderator
    Staff Member

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2004
    Messages:
    20,898
    Likes Received:
    370
  2. Stigmata

    Stigmata The Freeman

    Joined:
    Jun 2, 2003
    Messages:
    15,915
    Likes Received:
    326
    I bet the officers got a real kick out of that

    [​IMG]
    jesus that was bad
     
  3. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

    Joined:
    May 5, 2004
    Messages:
    10,321
    Likes Received:
    46
    he wanted a piece of that ass
     
  4. No Limit

    No Limit Party Escort Bot

    Joined:
    Sep 14, 2003
    Messages:
    9,018
    Likes Received:
    0
    Which would you prefer? Your prostitute turning out to be a dude or a donkey?
     
  5. MuToiD_MaN

    MuToiD_MaN The Freeman

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2004
    Messages:
    4,512
    Likes Received:
    190
    aaand we're done here.
     
  6. <RJMC>

    <RJMC> The Freeman

    Joined:
    Jan 21, 2004
    Messages:
    11,049
    Likes Received:
    69
    wonder if he was braying a lot when caught?
     
  7. Sulkdodds

    Sulkdodds Companion Cube

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2003
    Messages:
    18,857
    Likes Received:
    19
    I think that being a prostitute who turned into a donkey every time the clock struck 4am would be absolutely awful. I can't imagine a more terrifying life.
     
  8. Bad^Hat

    Bad^Hat The Freeman

    Joined:
    May 13, 2003
    Messages:
    19,989
    Likes Received:
    437
    I'm sure mule think of something.
     
  9. Raziaar

    Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2003
    Messages:
    29,759
    Likes Received:
    132
    How is this NOT a Stern thread? I can't be the only one asking that question.

    Probably going to be the best one.
     
  10. function9

    function9 Spy

    Joined:
    Jul 30, 2006
    Messages:
    739
    Likes Received:
    7
    Would make a good commercial for Sears Optical.



    The most shocking part of the story, Zimbabwe has a night club?!
     
  11. KiplingsCat

    KiplingsCat Space Core

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2009
    Messages:
    446
    Likes Received:
    23
    This is very Shakespearean.

    lVrSr.jpg
     

Share This Page