Join me in the abstathlon!

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  1. jverne

    jverne Newbie

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    No masturbating for a continuous amount of time.

    First, no masturbating for a week, if successful add another week and so forth. Aim is at least one month.

    Reasons are various...masturbating is lame, increase testosterone levels for muscle growth, see if you can,...


    I'm now at day 2 and i feel fine, i just have to avoid looking at poorly dressed women.

    Anybody interested in joining me?
     
  2. Shakermaker

    Shakermaker Party Escort Bot

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    No.


    Also, keep checking your prostate.
     
  3. Dog--

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    Dont you get more testosterone in your blood if you jerk off? I seen on a TV show they proved it with a blood test before and after sex, bud had more testosterone after sex..
     
  4. Reginald

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    I swear every other thread in the forum these days is about masturbation, erections and general gay activities.




    I love it.
     
  5. Ravioli

    Ravioli Microboner

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    I once held it for 3 weeks straight because i was traveling and i was constantly around people, even when sleeping. When i finally blew my load, i had a shock and awe moment as i realized i could of made billions if i had done it at a sperm donation center.
     
  6. jverne

    jverne Newbie

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    God damn it guys, you just killed my morale.
    But still i hope to make it at least 2 weeks, then i'll flush out the carcinogens with pleasure. :)


    @Ravioli

    lol
     
  7. Darkside55

    Darkside55 The Freeman

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    I thought about sabotaging you by posting pictures of scantily-clad women in this thread.

    Then I thought, "Maybe that's what he wants! Maybe it's some kind of reverse psychology thread."

    Now I don't know whether I'd be causing you to break your goal or if I'd be playing right into your hands!







    Ah, screw it.

    Have a picture of a girl riding a giant cock.

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  8. Acepilotf14

    Acepilotf14 Sucked so much dick for this title

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    All I can think of when I look at that picture is 'Problem, officer?'.

    p.s. masturbating is natural and healthy and if you think otherwise you're too far gone for us to try and help you anymore

    Also the most I've gone is two and a half weeks.

    ****ing Persona 3.
    Damnit, Yukari.
     
  9. jverne

    jverne Newbie

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    Shit

    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Does_masturbating_increase_testosterone_levels



    Sorry darkside, that girl didn't even tickle me down there, you boys know what i mean, right!? :thumbs:
     
  10. Vegeta897

    Vegeta897 Banned as all fuck

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    Please stop.
     
  11. Solaris

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    ****ing hell this forum is getting weird.

    Also, you really didn't take the 'stop posting rubbish threads' advice to heart did you?

    Oh well Jverne, best of luck to you anyway! If anything, it'll be an interesting experiment. Must wreck havoc on your sex drive. Maybe it'll force you to be more forward with women in the hope of scoring some actions and seeking 'release' in a better way.
     
  12. jverne

    jverne Newbie

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    What?
     
  13. YROC

    YROC Formerly Hokey McSmokey

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    Yeah, I went there.
    [​IMG]
     
  14. jverne

    jverne Newbie

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    Aw come on, it wouldn't be that fun if only serious threads were made.

    Maybe you guys are getting old.



    Oh **** yeah, that's what i'm talking about! God that girl is super pretty...but i must resist!
     
  15. YROC

    YROC Formerly Hokey McSmokey

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    So you do want girls posted! Darkside was right! D;
     
  16. DEATHMASTER

    DEATHMASTER The Freeman

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    lol rubbish thread.
     
  17. Warped

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    i think my previous best was like 4 days and that was because i couldn't sleep because i needed to rub one out. but then again i have had 5 or 6 orgasms in one night before and that can be annoying. its like, "**** you dick! i just wanna sleep!!" :(

    anyway i like to pound it like 3-4 days in a row then take a break, and it usually works for me. i doubt i can make it longer than 5 days without going insane
     
  18. jverne

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    Not really, but don't mind if you do. Left click->save picture as will solve the problem until the time is right.
     
  19. MuToiD_MaN

    MuToiD_MaN The Freeman

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    I began two days ago. I'm in.
     
  20. jverne

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    Cool. Until late Thursday one week from now no masturbating, then report here. We will discuss further action at that time.
     
  21. FrostedxB

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    Well then, I'll just leave this here...

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