It was Valentine's Day

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  1. Acepilotf14

    Acepilotf14 Sucked so much dick for this title

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    i <3 u hl2.net
     
  2. Raziaar

    Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    The only valentines I ever want is hl2.net
     
  3. DEATHMASTER

    DEATHMASTER The Freeman

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    I sent her a funny/cute image like last year. She's in Canada.
    Oh and you guys too

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  4. Ren.182

    Ren.182 Companion Cube

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    Happy valentines day guys :)
    I'm single, so get in touch if you want to cyber ;) lol
     
  5. Au-heppa

    Au-heppa Pi Mu Rho's Worstest Enemy

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    Ah, the day to feel crappy about eating microwave dinner's for one.
     
  6. Robbo

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    Me and my partner happily spent it apart with our old school friends :D
     
  7. VirusType2

    VirusType2 Newbie

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    You should feel crappy for doing that on any day.
     
  8. DEATHMASTER

    DEATHMASTER The Freeman

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    order pizza instead, at least it's not microwave.
     
  9. Mr. Djees

    Mr. Djees Spy

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    My Valentine's day present is too dirty to mention on these forums.
     
  11. FirstToStrike

    FirstToStrike Newbie

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    I got a box of chocolates. Holy Crap, it was delicious.
     
  12. Dekstar

    Dekstar Companion Cube

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    I don't give a crap about valentines day.
     
  13. Hazard.Squared

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    I even ate all of the coconut ones because I know how you hate them :]
     
  14. Rizzo

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    Man, this is somewhat depressing.
     
  15. YROC

    YROC Formerly Hokey McSmokey

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    Be sure to give these to your pals. <3

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  16. Tyguy

    Tyguy Space Core

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    this is the best night to go to the bar and pick up slutty girls with emotional issues...

    GOOD HUNTING MEN!
     
  17. arch5

    arch5 Spy

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  18. Dynasty

    Dynasty Space Core

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    Its V Day.

    Couldnt care less. Its a capitalist con.
     
  19. Bad^Hat

    Bad^Hat The Freeman

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    You know what, I used to feel a little depressed on V day before I had anyone, now I'm just broke as hell because her birthday is on the same damn weekend. D:

    Protip: it's anal.

    Also; new cards! (I love the charger and jockey ones :3)

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  20. Tyguy

    Tyguy Space Core

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    where the hell are all these images coming from?
     
  21. arch5

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    The Internet, of course! :D
     
  22. Darkside55

    Darkside55 The Freeman

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    You are now deeply aware of your crippling loneliness. Nobody likes you, you have no significant other, and even if there were a chance for you to go out and find another desperate single like yourself today--there isn't--you wouldn't leave the house to do it anyway.

    You tell yourself that Valentine's Day is just a another day, a sham to sell cards and chocolate, a holiday made by corporations so you don't feel the need to celebrate it. You make up justifications why you shouldn't be sad that you're alone on "just another regular day out of the year," perhaps even scoffing at those foolish couples who fall for the trap of Hallmark and See's.

    But deep down, you know you're just a hollow, empty husk of a person, alone on the one day of the year dedicated to having someone special in your life. You know it kills you. That's why you're here, in this thread, posting "I <3 U's" to anonymous, faceless strangers on a video game forum. It's why you Valentine's Day cards to other lonely men, and get a measure of satisfaction from the reciprocation. The thought that somebody out there might care about you.

    But you know what, no one does.

    Not even in this thread.

    You're alone.




    Happy Valentine's Day.
     
  23. ChiliFan

    ChiliFan Space Core

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    Valentine's Day is henceforth known as Singles Awareness Day.
     
  24. Adabiviak

    Adabiviak Space Core

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    On a lighter note, my wife and I will be spending next weekend in Monterey, riding bikes and eating fresh seafood. Valentine's Day means the motels are booked with other people and tourist areas like that are extra crowded (and it's President's Day weekend for bonus tourists), so we're staying at home.

    Valentine's Day, like any other holiday, is only as commercial as you let it be.
     
  25. Krynn72

    Krynn72 The Freeman

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    Darkside has thrown me into a deep depression once again.
     
  26. Sulkdodds

    Sulkdodds Companion Cube

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    Oh, Darkside, you are a card. But don't worry. I care about you. :(
     
  27. Warped

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    once you get used to not getting any Love it all feels the same. also I'm just happy to be alive, and I never thought I'd make it past 20 :)
     
  28. Dalamari

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    Vagina sammich
     
  29. YROC

    YROC Formerly Hokey McSmokey

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    I am hurt.
     
  30. Xevrex

    Xevrex Still believes in Santa

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    I was all excited about this holiday yesterday, went to sleep, and woke up to thinking "Great, work today" instead of what I should have been thinking, "Today is Valentine's Day, time to ask that one special girl to be my Valent-" and then remember that that special girl is a figment of my imagination.

    Aw well, back to work.
     
  31. Stigmata

    Stigmata The Freeman

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    Darkside has pushed me from crippling depression to unnervingly-relaxed acceptance.

    .... thanks... ?
     
  32. lefty

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    Ha Ha you lonely ****ers, I have a girlfriend who is also my valentine.

    I'm in her house now babysitting her cats while she's in anaheim :/
     
  33. Dan

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    Had VDay last Wednesday because girl is away. Made a nice card and got chocolates and a BJ.
     
  34. Dog--

    Dog-- The Freeman

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    Why didn't you just have sex? Sex>BJ? It's Valentines Day ffs.
     
  35. Rizzo

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    I hope you choke to death on one of the thousand dicks you'll probably suck tonight, man whore.
    I was about to pm you a love poem I wrote... And you where going pm me back and tell me how much you liked it, and we whould exchange skypes and chat all night and... But no... You ****ing bitch.

    You vapid ****.

    How could you lead me on like that?

    You must be some kind of man whore, to suck all the dicks. They probably treat you like shit, too, don't they? You have no idea how much of a better life I could give you. But no.

    I wish you'd never signed up.

    I wish you'd stayed out of my thread.

    Ugh, I'm going to send it to Samon instead and try to forget about you...

    But I never will.
     
  36. Tollbooth Willie

    Tollbooth Willie The Freeman

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    You have me son.





    Woke up and said Happy Valentines to my best friend. I'm spent for the day.
     
  37. Rizzo

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    I ate some cake and have spent the day watching almost 7 episodes of Alias.
     
  38. Vegeta897

    Vegeta897 Banned as all fuck

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    Oh you~
    This would have made me feel bad in 2008, but now it just makes me even more happy that I've got Kathy.

    Happy Barentain Dei errbody.
     
  39. Tyguy

    Tyguy Space Core

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    What Single Guys/Girls do on Valentines Day

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  40. Tollbooth Willie

    Tollbooth Willie The Freeman

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    I was gonna make a terrible joke at the expense of you and your mutant but I can't do it.
     

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