In Soviet Russia, Vodka drowns you

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  1. jet_porkins

    jet_porkins Newbie

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    This is the sad part:

    Apparently they're expecting to lose about $1 billion in lost farmland.

    Maybe they'll think twice before going for a "cold one" the next time such a bizarre heat wave occurs.
     
  2. <RJMC>

    <RJMC> The Freeman

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    being drunk is part of being russian,telling a russian to stop drinking is like telling him to stop beign russian
     
  3. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

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    they're rushin' to their deaths
     
  4. Cancer

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    This makes me embarrassed to have some distant Russian blood in me. :frown:
     
  5. Drackard

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    What a way to go.
     
  6. VirusType2

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    Don't drink and dive.
     
  7. Danimal

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    I can't believe Cancer is ashamed of having Awesome in his blood.
     
  8. jet_porkins

    jet_porkins Newbie

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    Yeah, Cancer. What a load of bull-shevik.
     
  9. Naph

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    Why doesn't Cancer just drown his sorrows.
     
  10. Vermintide

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    The poor guys can't even have a popsicle. Vodka doesn't freeze :(
     
  11. Krynn72

    Krynn72 The Freeman

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    Haha, I get the joke. Because normally, you drown vodka!
     
  12. Eejit

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    In soviet russia, sorrows drown you in vodka.
     
  13. StarBob

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    I came here to say the joke was wrong but Krynn beat me to it. Now I'm just standing here looking stupid. I hope no one notices that I put my unerwear on backwards. ****! Well I might as well try and say something witty.

    Hey guys. Cake's a good thing to eat.
     

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