However much shit this guy got from everyone involved, I still find it unthinkable that he can get off without any kind of legal penalty. Anyone who does 60 in a 30 zone whilst not even drunk is not fit to drive; he should probably have his license taken away until he can earn it back. Glad to hear you're alright. I wouldn't want you to survive a car wreck only to starve to death days later though, please don't do that.
I've been eating for a good time now. Ate a plate of spaghetti earlier and took a monster shit a few minutes ago. As for the crash...well. The police are in on this and the guy in question's in some deep shit. I know that much.
All is well. Continue eating, and continue to shit out drunken drawings of Sonic, and the balance of the Universe shall be restored.
Saved by the butt? Wait, was the chick Skrillex-looking prior to the crash or are you referring to how her hair had to be cut in order to be rescued from the wreck?