"I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow"

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  1. Krynn72

    Krynn72 The Freeman

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    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/07/15/newser-cow-kills-man/2517321/

    You asshole Raz.
     
  2. DEATHMASTER

    DEATHMASTER The Freeman

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    So that's where he was.

    No seriously, where is Raz?
     
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  3. Mogi67

    Mogi67 Companion Cube

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    "I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow"
    sounds like she failed
     
  4. Omnomnick

    Omnomnick Retired Lead Content Creator
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    Bad parenting at its finest.
     
  5. ríomhaire

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    Was his name Jim?
     
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  6. Shem

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    Awaiting response from Chick-fil-A.
     
  7. Tollbooth Willie

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  8. DevonWC

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    no.
     
  9. Tyguy

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    That's actually pretty damn impressive. Not even a hoof to the jaw? I smell something funny...
     
  10. Eejit

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    Goddamn Wild Mage surges.
     
  11. MuToiD_MaN

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    [​IMG]
     
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  12. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

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    even though she's fat there's no need to call her an animal. how did the wife get on the roof in the first place?
     
  13. DevonWC

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    Oh my deity, you're so funny.
    now stop, please!
     
  14. Sheepo

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    This forum is gonna milk this story for all its worth.
     
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  15. Krynn72

    Krynn72 The Freeman

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    I was worried that nobody was going to make any puns. Thanks Sherpo for preventing my faith in VT.net members from being crushed.
     
  16. Sheepo

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    I appreciate the thanks, Knyyr. I'm gonna write all about this in my dairy tonight.
     
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  17. ríomhaire

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    The reputation of the forum was at steak.
     
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  18. DevonWC

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    And you don't even give him a like?

    edit: i felt bad for not making a pun in this post, so i would appreciate if you people could avoid falling over me with your criticism.
     
  19. Eejit

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    That's what this forum is about after all, veally bad puns.
     
  20. MuToiD_MaN

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    You can take it. Don't be such a cow-ard
     
  21. Tollbooth Willie

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    What a relief. I came into this thread previously to find dairy a single pun. I'm glad that has been rectified.
     
  22. YROC

    YROC Formerly Hokey McSmokey

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    That's an udderly weird way to die.
     

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