Have you seen this man's Penis?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by CptStern, Jul 25, 2012.

  1. CptStern suckmonkey

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    dude is screwed; like searching for a needle in a haystack

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...ml?utm_hp_ref=crime&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009
    CptStern, Jul 25, 2012
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  2. Krynn72 The Freeman

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    They're using it as an aphrodisiac.
    Krynn72, Jul 25, 2012
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  3. CptStern suckmonkey

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    but there's scarcely enough for one never mind all of them
    CptStern, Jul 25, 2012
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  4. Tollbooth Willie The Freeman

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    They'd have better luck finding it on the black market.
    Tollbooth Willie, Jul 25, 2012
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  5. Stylo The Freeman

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    That'll cock his life up.
    Stylo, Jul 25, 2012
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  6. TechnoHippyChic Companion Cube

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    One thing he didn't 'member - to lock his doors against people looking foreskin.
    TechnoHippyChic, Jul 26, 2012
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  7. Viperidae  

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    And now my irl friend's online alias for 6 years suddenly has a basis in reality: Dick Burglar.
    Viperidae, Jul 26, 2012
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  8. Danny_ZQ Space Core

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    What happend to people?
    Danny_ZQ, Jul 26, 2012
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  9. Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    Did people change?

    Man... really sucks for the dude.
    Raziaar, Jul 26, 2012
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  10. morgs The Freeman

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    I can't speak for people in general, but a guy lost his penis.
    morgs, Jul 26, 2012
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  11. Stylo The Freeman

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    People? Haha. Human beings are the most ridiculous species on Earth. We walk around wrapped in pieces of cloth, adapting nature's environments to us instead of vice-versa, lusting after bits of metal and paper to exchange with one another that were at some point deemed to have value and discriminating against each other based on either naturally occuring things that can't be helped or personal perceptions of things that we as a species are ultimately responsible for.

    We often murder each other in droves because the invented politics of a group of people living on one particular mass of land poking out of the ocean that covers most of our planet differs from the invented politics of those living on another mass of land poking out of said ocean.

    That's people for you.
    Stylo, Jul 26, 2012
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  12. Bad^Hat The Freeman

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    Asian people have small penises.
    Bad^Hat, Jul 26, 2012
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  13. CptStern suckmonkey

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    the burglars used a nail clipper to do the deed
    CptStern, Jul 26, 2012
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  14. function9 Spy

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    Burglary is a cut-throat business. Nothing wrong with trying to get a little head over the competition.
    function9, Jul 28, 2012
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  15. Pi Mu Rho ValveTime Admin | Enemy of fun

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    The average has actually just decreased slightly.
    Pi Mu Rho, Jul 29, 2012
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  16. 15357 Party Escort Bot

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    Oh GOD :LOL:
    15357, Aug 2, 2012
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