Feeling the urge to bite something?

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  1. morgs

    morgs The Freeman

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    Lately I've been feeling the urge to bite down on something really hard, like a...dog chew toy or something. I know it sounds strange, but it's starting to get really annoying. Every time I do bite on something i get the best feeling in my teeth and gums, it's just so satisfying, I can't explain it really. A rubber bouncy ball was working fine until it flew to pieces :\

    Does anyone else ever get this urge? It's strange I know, but I couldn't find any info on it.
     
  2. Lucid

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    No.
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  3. CptStern

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    you're either a furry or have rabies
     
  4. Barnz

    Barnz Retired Content Creator
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    I'm afraid you're becoming a teenager wolf.
     
  5. morgs

    morgs The Freeman

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    It's not necessarily the need to bite as such, it feels more like stretching a muscle, but in my gums.

    You know how sometimes you really feel like you need to stretch your arms out? That's what my teeth feel like.
     
  6. Druckles

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    Are you experiencing strange growth of hair or nails? Are you suffering from hypersensitive senses? Do you feel exceptionally cool? Are you abnormally short?
     
  7. morgs

    morgs The Freeman

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    Hmm, none of the above, but I have been doing a lot of all-nighters lately...
     
  8. PvtRyan

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    I'm sure you can borrow one of Krynn's chew toys.
     
  9. VirusType2

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    Congratulations; you're teething.

    Usually, when I'm drinking, I want to bite and consider eating a small piece of people. But after a huge meal, I'm cool.
     
  10. morgs

    morgs The Freeman

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    Gah it's so frustrating. I'm going to shatter my teeth at this rate...
     
  11. No Limit

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    That or he smokes a lot of meth.
     
  12. 15357

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    Do you sleep much? I've had something similiar, but only because I hadn't slept for 30 hours.
     
  13. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

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    also coke
     
  14. love_nutz2

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    I get the urge to bite a neck clean open sometimes, and take a knife to someones brain. But that's just me, oh guys, you know there a string of unsolved murders where I'm from :)
     
  15. Lucid

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    I think we're dealing with a baby vampire.
     
  16. xcellerate

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    Okay, edward.
     
  17. Matorbogl

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    Could be anxiety.
     
  18. StarBob

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    Wow all these posts and no one suggested chewing gum? Gum is so good for you teeth these days you're better off chewing it than not.

    Also, a bag of beef jerky can wear out your jaws... if you can take all that sodium.

    Balance it out with some taffy and you got yourself one tired face.
     
  19. Lucid

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    More like Jessica, but okay.
     
  20. <RJMC>

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    chew you balls
     
  21. DEATHMASTER

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    You're a zombie.
     
  22. YROC

    YROC Formerly Hokey McSmokey

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    Yes, op. All the damn time. Maybe it has something to do with stress? I know i'm never really in a good mood.
     
  23. love_nutz2

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    Is that because I love nutz :p
     
  24. Eejit

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    oh no a puppy hacked lone wolf's account
     
  25. Bad^Hat

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    You just corrected someone on Twilight lore.

    Please hand in your everything card.
     
  26. Raziaar

    Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    You have lockjaw! And if you don't, get it, because you'll be supremely satisfied. Lockjaw is the greatest!
     
  27. Nomad

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    Not really, but it seems like you have unresolved primal urges.
     
  28. morgs

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    Not nearly as much as I should.

    Hey, that sounds like an idea...I've got some 5 gum around here somewhere...
     
  29. VirusType2

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    Don't let Sheepo find out you are chewing gum, it makes him mental. Once chewy sound is all it takes to send him straight to an asylum.
     
  30. morgs

    morgs The Freeman

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    Isn't he banned for now anyway?
     
  31. Nomad

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    Sheepo's banned? Isn't that over the whole "i'm gonna quit halflife2.net for a year" thing that Kadayi did?
     
  32. Lucid

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    More like True Blood but, okay.
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  33. Krynn72

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    The hell he can!
     
  34. Jerry_111

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    yes, on your cock
     
  35. Danimal

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    I used to have the heavy temptation to bite hard into each of my wrists, and then to slam the ball-like bones on both my ankles together as hard as I can.

    I don't know why.
     
  36. Nomad

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    I used to clang my ankles together too. I mean, it feels awful, but you just do it. :x
     
  37. CyberPitz

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    I'm skipping all replies because I'm sure they are stupid.

    I get the same feeling now an then. If I'm petting a doggy, I might have a weird sensation in my canines. While I don't understand wtf is up, I've been known to gobble some doggies biscuits or something. I feel for ya, and...uhh....YAH!
     
  38. Danimal

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    I never actually did it, just had the heavy temptation.
     
  39. Nomad

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    Trust me, you don't want to do it. It's like hitting your funny bone, but weaker.
     
  40. JUL3

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    Maybe one of those biting blocks they give kids at the dentist?

    I dunno where you might get one though. *shrugs*
     

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