Dont Snort Sugar... seriously

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  1. BabyHeadCrab

    BabyHeadCrab The Freeman

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    It sucks, Me and a friend were jokeing around makeing lines of granulated sugar (regular white stuff) and we rolled up a dollar bill and he dared me to do two consecutive lines. Unfortunatley I accepted because i'd done this dumbass stunt before with some kind of sauce and it wasen't too bad. I went for it and I had this drippy mucus/sugar combination constently dropping into my sinuses/inner throat. I know it was stupid but I didn't know i'd nearly barf and have a monster headache for an hour. It good for laughs but man it hurts inside your sinuses.
     
  2. Danimal

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    Why would I snort sugar in the first place?
     
  3. Ikerous

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    You sir, are a moron...
    Only snort drugs :thumbs:
     
  4. Danimal

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    Not only drugs, snort babies :thumbs:
     
  5. BabyHeadCrab

    BabyHeadCrab The Freeman

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    Nah i'd never snort drugs, and never anything again actually :p that hurt. I know i'm a moron :D :monkee:
     
  6. Ikerous

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    Lol, as long as you know, it's all good.
     
  7. BabyHeadCrab

    BabyHeadCrab The Freeman

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    :eek: Oh I know, and I know I deserved the pain too :p but it was funny later when my nose started running but instead of mucus it was sugary syrupy stuff :) mmm maple-syrup :D
     
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    you eat it? :naughty:
     
  9. BabyHeadCrab

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    Every time I inhaled :| but the stuff that literally trickled out I (tried) not to eat. The taste was already disgusting me.

    Hypothesis: Sugar is powdery like cocain but no addictive or harmful side effects, maybe it wont hurt to snort it

    Control: ...no cocain sorry no control

    Experiment: Snort raw granulated sugar

    Observations: Pain :(

    Conclusion: Sugar particles aren't powdery enough to be absorbed into your sinus mucus membrane therfore they trickle down.. still covered in mucus. They dont absorb fast enough and are too hard.
     
  10. Brian Damage

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    That'd be kinda like sandblasting your sinuses. I wouldn't recommend it unless you'd somehow got them covered in paint.
     
  11. AmishSlayer

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    Hahaha! That reminds me of my roomate. Last year he seemed to like to inhale the powdery mist of Gatorade and KoolAide mix. He would always cough like mad but keep going. This year he eats confectioner's sugar...yea he's strange.
     
  12. baron insig

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    i got my mate to snort pepper once :D

    he puked everywhere
     
  13. NeptuneUK

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    if u use the the powdered sugar instead. not the granules... try again boy!
     
  14. NeonSpyder

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    i don't know what the hell kind of sugar you've been snorting, but sugar is NOT powdery. it would be more accurately described as "sand" then powder.

    oh and don't snort things. period.
     
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    Sugar is far from the same consistancy as cocain (apparently :p), and its certainly harmful if you try to cram it up your nostrils.
     
  16. Steve

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    Regular white granulated sugar? Pansy. You think that's rough? Try Pixie Stix.

    ...and that's easy, because they come in a convenient nostril-sized paper tube!
     
  17. bliink

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    nono.. a tube of pixie stix mixed tipped into a shot of vodka...
     
  18. Lemonking

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    YUCKY :O
     
  19. f|uke

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    In Jackass, Steve-o snorted Wasabi. :x

    Yes, be good to your lungs. Remember, they are not like balloons, they are like sponges, and when stuff gets in there they really arnt terribly effecient at cleaning it out.

    (I dont think sugars gonna hurt you tho.)
     
  20. Absinthe

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    Have you ever done it with coffee? That leaves a bitter taste creeping up your throat for about two hours. Salt? That burns.
     
  21. RRunner

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    This sadly is a true story.

    When was around 15, 1 of my friends once brought my home to a local idiot (he was fun to watch while smoking he said). So after i had been their 4 an hour (by that time this moron who called himself "Trigger", had told me that he started The Hells angels in Denmark, and that he smacked his head 3 times aday into a wall, so his headbutting skills where up to date, that his wife was the best blowjob giver in the whole world, his wife was 200 kg of blob in a wheelchair).

    So 1 of my friends who was their said.. "Hey Trigger i bet ya u cant snort a 30 cencimeter line of speed", and Trigger responded as usual, i sure can, thats nothing, i can snort that stuff all week. So we scrambled the money, bought the speed. And right enough Trigger snorted the 30 cencimeter line.......

    Now what followed was, insanely funny, when wasted on weed.

    This guy starts to smack his head into his marble table, while laughing out loud, i meen his head was bleeding bad, and the 4 of us just sat their laughing so hard that i almost through up, then suddenly he start telling us about his childhood, while walking around looking really really insane, telling us how much he was raped at the orphanage he was in as a child.... he finished it with a big smile and said...and u know what i liked it...

    This was where i first began to think, maybe i should leave..... Then out came the large butchers knife, which danced around in the room, he was jumping up and down, screaming like Bruce lee... then in the midst of it all the knife stops 1 inch from my friend Henriks face, and Trigger screams into his face " IF I EVER CATCH U DOING MY WIFE...... I´ll KILL MYSELF" at this point he was cutting his skin at the throat... now this is the point which i left....but my god it was funny afterwards......just say no kids.... :angel:
     
  22. MiccyNarc

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    I call shens.
     
  23. westie

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    Friend at school tryed that in class but with sherbert, you can also get nosebleeds from doin it.
     
  24. baron insig

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    i dont like screwing with my nose!! or any toher part sept lighting up a slpliff with ma mates
     
  25. DiSTuRbEd

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    Pixie stix didn't hurt much when I did it....but damn made me light headed. :LOL:
     
  26. xLostx

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    My friend snorted a line of the sour powder in the bottom of a sour skittles bag, it was pretty funny he started going crazy and shaking his head non stop, I laughed, he cried :D
     
  27. Steve

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    Well...they are the most magical of candies...
     
  28. TinyKilbasa

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    Let that be a lesson: Don't put stuff in your nose.

    At the same time, you would make an excellant condiment dispenser:

    babyheadcrab: "Sugar sir?"

    man: "Why yes, please"

    *plop* *plop* (sugar coming out of your nose into tea cup)

    man: "One more please"

    *plop*
     
  29. BabyHeadCrab

    BabyHeadCrab The Freeman

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    Dude thats..... really sad :(

    LOL like mrs. doubtfire
     

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