Do u straighten your hair!

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  1. Seppo

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    I cut wounds into my anus. Then I dip the aforementioned sandpaper into a mixture of alcohol and acid, and light it on fire. I then apply salt into the wounds in my anus, and start rubbing it with the sandpaper.
     
  2. Baal

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    At least we've been able to maintain our sanity and professionalism throughout this thread...right guys? :hmph:

    :rolleyes:
     
  3. function9

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    Sissy. a real man blows it on the ground. Sheesh. :p
     
  4. Tollbooth Willie

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    I pour WD40 in my asshole when I wipe.
     
  5. Krynn72

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    When my eyes are dry I pour gasoline in them and set them on fire.
     
  6. Tollbooth Willie

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    When my facial hair gets too shaggy I dunk my face in a tub of bleach.
     
  7. TechnoHippyChic

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    You have FABULOUS hair, ríomhaire, you have to keep it long!


    Yes, 12 year necro. Don't judge me..
     
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