Downvote him, he'll soon learn. That said, in the heat of the moment, I am always tempted to upvote a terrible pun.
More important than this thread's question: if your heart's not melted by this, then I question YOUR soul's status.
Everything cute and spiders have a soul. Dogs and humans don't, which is why dogs get along with human so well.
I like the way you talk about your neighbor because I imagine him surfacing once or twice per day in the harsh afterrnoon light, it's high summer, he's walking with his shoulders hunched and dragging his feet in the damp grasses as he crosses his back yard, slack-jawed and wild-eyed as if driven by some growling animal hunger down in the depths where no light of humanity can reach, then emerging a few moments later with blood from his fingertips to his elbows and his mouth and his mouth dripping, spilling all down his front but he doesn't even seem to notice. I wish I had a neighbor like that If we're telling rabbit stories I have a really heartwarming one: one time my dog caught a rabbit and chewed half its skin off and crushed one of its back legs while somehow failing to kill it in the process (way to go champ). I was like fifteen and too much of a little chickenshit to just swiftly put it out of its misery, so I sat with it in my hands for a long time, gently pressing one of my fingertips up into its side at quick, regular intervals so as to simulate a heartbeat of another rabbit. It was my intention to make it feel like it wasn't alone when it died, but I think I just ensured that its last moments were at once entirely confusing and absolutely terrifying. Sometimes one means well but makes poor decisions
The cuteness is only so that they blend in with honest society. They never truly die. Instead, they leave their old bodies behind in order to become beings of pure bunnetic energy, feasting upon the souls of men working dead-end jobs and winos without booze.
Dick sucker because that's what he is lmao I'm sorry that was immature let me write an apology Dear simon, FAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRT Sincerely, Eat shit and die xoxo
I said this to an ex-girlfriend once during a **** session. It got her juices churning and jetting like a broken water main. I didn't even get any.