Do rabbits have souls?

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Do rabbits have souls?

Yes 12 vote(s) 38.7%
No 19 vote(s) 61.3%
  1. morgs The Freeman

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    Has anyone here eaten rabbit? They taste great in Hop-Suey!
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  2. CptStern suckmonkey

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  3. Stigmata The Freeman

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    This has to stop. You're hurting people.
  4. kineaesth Moderate

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    Downvote him, he'll soon learn.

    That said, in the heat of the moment, I am always tempted to upvote a terrible pun.
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  5. morgs The Freeman

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    I'll only stop

    If you increase my Celery!

    Ok now I'm done.
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  6. Eejit The Freeman

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    Usually this forum loves puns. In a thread like this members should be lapin it up.
  7. Tyguy Space Core

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    All joking aside, never attempt to gut a rabbit unless your knife is sharp enough to split a hare.
  8. The Monkey The Freeman

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    I think the concept of rabbits having souls is a bit too furturistic for my liking.

    ...Awful
  9. Stigmata The Freeman

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    These puns aren't worth jack.
  10. MuToiD_MaN The Freeman

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    More important than this thread's question: if your heart's not melted by this, then I question YOUR soul's status.

  11. Au-heppa Pi Mu Rho's Worstest Enemy

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    Everything cute and spiders have a soul. Dogs and humans don't, which is why dogs get along with human so well.
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    New, with the forum change I felt the need to revive one of my old avatars.
  13. toaster-chan Party Escort Bot

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    I like the way you talk about your neighbor because I imagine him surfacing once or twice per day in the harsh afterrnoon light, it's high summer, he's walking with his shoulders hunched and dragging his feet in the damp grasses as he crosses his back yard, slack-jawed and wild-eyed as if driven by some growling animal hunger down in the depths where no light of humanity can reach, then emerging a few moments later with blood from his fingertips to his elbows and his mouth and his mouth dripping, spilling all down his front but he doesn't even seem to notice. I wish I had a neighbor like that

    If we're telling rabbit stories I have a really heartwarming one: one time my dog caught a rabbit and chewed half its skin off and crushed one of its back legs while somehow failing to kill it in the process (way to go champ). I was like fifteen and too much of a little chickenshit to just swiftly put it out of its misery, so I sat with it in my hands for a long time, gently pressing one of my fingertips up into its side at quick, regular intervals so as to simulate a heartbeat of another rabbit. It was my intention to make it feel like it wasn't alone when it died, but I think I just ensured that its last moments were at once entirely confusing and absolutely terrifying. Sometimes one means well but makes poor decisions
  14. Sgt.Tibbs Spy

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    The cuteness is only so that they blend in with honest society. They never truly die. Instead, they leave their old bodies behind in order to become beings of pure bunnetic energy, feasting upon the souls of men working dead-end jobs and winos without booze.
  15. Acepilotf14 The Freeman

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    I have to kill a rabbit. Combat survival training hrrrr
  16. Stylo The Freeman

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    There'll be one more little angel in heaven. :'|
  17. Eejit The Freeman

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    For when you must combat armies of rabbits?

    So when do you deploy to Australia?
  18. Acepilotf14 The Freeman

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    once the aussies get uppity i assume
  19. Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    I think this thread is incredibly relevant today.
  20. Stylo The Freeman

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    Lest we forget when the Romans crucified the Easter Bunny, who died for our sins.
  21. Stigmata The Freeman

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    Jesus didn't have a soul. That's why he came to Earth.
  22. morgs The Freeman

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    Surely that wasn't his soul purpose for coming here.
  23. Naph Companion Cube

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    Weren't you done?
  24. Stigmata The Freeman

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    This is your last warrening, morgs.
  25. morgs The Freeman

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    Done with rabbit puns, sure. Jesus is a whole different kettle of fish.
  26. simonyu Headcrab

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    why don't you just go to hell? sucker!
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  27. simonyu Headcrab

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    what are you going to do about it ? sucker?
  28. Tollbooth Willie The Freeman

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    Hey simon, you're gay.
  29. kineaesth Moderate

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    sucker?
  30. Stigmata The Freeman

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    He's gay for rabbits.
  31. mechanicallizard Party Escort Bot

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    Some serious Monkey hate you got there
  32. Tollbooth Willie The Freeman

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    Dick sucker because that's what he is lmao I'm sorry that was immature let me write an apology

    Dear simon,


    FAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRT


    Sincerely,

    Eat shit and die

    xoxo
  33. MuToiD_MaN The Freeman

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    Well this thread certainly took an interesting turn.
  34. Stylo The Freeman

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    It's like the script of a psychological Avant-garde film in here.
  35. Stigmata The Freeman

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    Hare Runner
    based on the novel "Do Androids Dream of Rabbit Souls?" By Philip K. Buck
  36. BabyHeadCrab The Freeman

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    I said this to an ex-girlfriend once during a **** session. It got her juices churning and jetting like a broken water main. I didn't even get any.
  37. Stylo The Freeman

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