Do rabbits have souls?

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  1. morgs

    morgs The Freeman

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    Has anyone here eaten rabbit? They taste great in Hop-Suey!
     
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  2. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

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  3. Stigmata

    Stigmata The Freeman

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    This has to stop. You're hurting people.
     
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  4. kineaesth

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    Downvote him, he'll soon learn.

    That said, in the heat of the moment, I am always tempted to upvote a terrible pun.
     
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  5. morgs

    morgs The Freeman

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    I'll only stop

    If you increase my Celery!

    Ok now I'm done.
     
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  6. Eejit

    Eejit The Freeman

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    Usually this forum loves puns. In a thread like this members should be lapin it up.
     
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  7. Tyguy

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    All joking aside, never attempt to gut a rabbit unless your knife is sharp enough to split a hare.
     
  8. The Monkey

    The Monkey The Freeman

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    I think the concept of rabbits having souls is a bit too furturistic for my liking.

    ...Awful
     
  9. Stigmata

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    These puns aren't worth jack.
     
  10. MuToiD_MaN

    MuToiD_MaN The Freeman

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    More important than this thread's question: if your heart's not melted by this, then I question YOUR soul's status.

     
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  11. Au-heppa

    Au-heppa Pi Mu Rho's Worstest Enemy

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    Everything cute and spiders have a soul. Dogs and humans don't, which is why dogs get along with human so well.
     
  12. Emporius

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    New, with the forum change I felt the need to revive one of my old avatars.
     
  13. toaster-chan

    toaster-chan Party Escort Bot

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    I like the way you talk about your neighbor because I imagine him surfacing once or twice per day in the harsh afterrnoon light, it's high summer, he's walking with his shoulders hunched and dragging his feet in the damp grasses as he crosses his back yard, slack-jawed and wild-eyed as if driven by some growling animal hunger down in the depths where no light of humanity can reach, then emerging a few moments later with blood from his fingertips to his elbows and his mouth and his mouth dripping, spilling all down his front but he doesn't even seem to notice. I wish I had a neighbor like that

    If we're telling rabbit stories I have a really heartwarming one: one time my dog caught a rabbit and chewed half its skin off and crushed one of its back legs while somehow failing to kill it in the process (way to go champ). I was like fifteen and too much of a little chickenshit to just swiftly put it out of its misery, so I sat with it in my hands for a long time, gently pressing one of my fingertips up into its side at quick, regular intervals so as to simulate a heartbeat of another rabbit. It was my intention to make it feel like it wasn't alone when it died, but I think I just ensured that its last moments were at once entirely confusing and absolutely terrifying. Sometimes one means well but makes poor decisions
     
  14. Sgt.Tibbs

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    The cuteness is only so that they blend in with honest society. They never truly die. Instead, they leave their old bodies behind in order to become beings of pure bunnetic energy, feasting upon the souls of men working dead-end jobs and winos without booze.
     
  15. Acepilotf14

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    I have to kill a rabbit. Combat survival training hrrrr
     
  16. Stylo

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    There'll be one more little angel in heaven. :'|
     
  17. Eejit

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    For when you must combat armies of rabbits?

    So when do you deploy to Australia?
     
  18. Acepilotf14

    Acepilotf14 The Freeman

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    once the aussies get uppity i assume
     
  19. Raziaar

    Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    I think this thread is incredibly relevant today.
     
  20. Stylo

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    Lest we forget when the Romans crucified the Easter Bunny, who died for our sins.
     
  21. Stigmata

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    Jesus didn't have a soul. That's why he came to Earth.
     
  22. morgs

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    Surely that wasn't his soul purpose for coming here.
     
  23. Naph

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    Weren't you done?
     
  24. Stigmata

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    This is your last warrening, morgs.
     
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  25. morgs

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    Done with rabbit puns, sure. Jesus is a whole different kettle of fish.
     
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  26. simonyu

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    why don't you just go to hell? sucker!
     
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  27. simonyu

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    what are you going to do about it ? sucker?
     
  28. Tollbooth Willie

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    Hey simon, you're gay.
     
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  29. kineaesth

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    sucker?
     
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  30. Stigmata

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    He's gay for rabbits.
     
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  31. mechanicallizard

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    Some serious Monkey hate you got there
     
  32. Tollbooth Willie

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    Dick sucker because that's what he is lmao I'm sorry that was immature let me write an apology

    Dear simon,


    FAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRT


    Sincerely,

    Eat shit and die

    xoxo
     
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  33. MuToiD_MaN

    MuToiD_MaN The Freeman

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    Well this thread certainly took an interesting turn.
     
  34. Stylo

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    It's like the script of a psychological Avant-garde film in here.
     
  35. Stigmata

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    Hare Runner
    based on the novel "Do Androids Dream of Rabbit Souls?" By Philip K. Buck
     
  36. BabyHeadCrab

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    I said this to an ex-girlfriend once during a **** session. It got her juices churning and jetting like a broken water main. I didn't even get any.
     
  37. Stylo

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