Do rabbits have souls?

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  1. morgs

    morgs The Freeman

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    Has anyone here eaten rabbit? They taste great in Hop-Suey!
     
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  2. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

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  3. Stigmata

    Stigmata The Freeman

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    This has to stop. You're hurting people.
     
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  4. kineaesth

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    Downvote him, he'll soon learn.

    That said, in the heat of the moment, I am always tempted to upvote a terrible pun.
     
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  5. morgs

    morgs The Freeman

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    I'll only stop

    If you increase my Celery!

    Ok now I'm done.
     
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  6. Eejit

    Eejit The Freeman

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    Usually this forum loves puns. In a thread like this members should be lapin it up.
     
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  7. Tyguy

    Tyguy Space Core

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    All joking aside, never attempt to gut a rabbit unless your knife is sharp enough to split a hare.
     
  8. The Monkey

    The Monkey The Freeman

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    I think the concept of rabbits having souls is a bit too furturistic for my liking.

    ...Awful
     
  9. Stigmata

    Stigmata The Freeman

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    These puns aren't worth jack.
     
  10. MuToiD_MaN

    MuToiD_MaN The Freeman

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    More important than this thread's question: if your heart's not melted by this, then I question YOUR soul's status.

     
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  11. Au-heppa

    Au-heppa Pi Mu Rho's Worstest Enemy

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    Everything cute and spiders have a soul. Dogs and humans don't, which is why dogs get along with human so well.
     
  12. Emporius

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    New, with the forum change I felt the need to revive one of my old avatars.
     
  13. Sgt.Tibbs

    Sgt.Tibbs Spy

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    The cuteness is only so that they blend in with honest society. They never truly die. Instead, they leave their old bodies behind in order to become beings of pure bunnetic energy, feasting upon the souls of men working dead-end jobs and winos without booze.
     
  14. Acepilotf14

    Acepilotf14 Sucked so much dick for this title

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    I have to kill a rabbit. Combat survival training hrrrr
     
  15. Stylo

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    There'll be one more little angel in heaven. :'|
     
  16. Eejit

    Eejit The Freeman

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    For when you must combat armies of rabbits?

    So when do you deploy to Australia?
     
  17. Acepilotf14

    Acepilotf14 Sucked so much dick for this title

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    once the aussies get uppity i assume
     
  18. Raziaar

    Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

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    I think this thread is incredibly relevant today.
     
  19. Stylo

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    Lest we forget when the Romans crucified the Easter Bunny, who died for our sins.
     
  20. Stigmata

    Stigmata The Freeman

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    Jesus didn't have a soul. That's why he came to Earth.
     
  21. morgs

    morgs The Freeman

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    Surely that wasn't his soul purpose for coming here.
     
  22. Naph

    Naph Companion Cube

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    Weren't you done?
     
  23. Stigmata

    Stigmata The Freeman

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    This is your last warrening, morgs.
     
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  24. morgs

    morgs The Freeman

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    Done with rabbit puns, sure. Jesus is a whole different kettle of fish.
     
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  25. simonyu

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    why don't you just go to hell? sucker!
     
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  26. simonyu

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    what are you going to do about it ? sucker?
     
  27. Tollbooth Willie

    Tollbooth Willie The Freeman

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    Hey simon, you're gay.
     
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  28. kineaesth

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    sucker?
     
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  29. Stigmata

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    He's gay for rabbits.
     
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  30. mechanicallizard

    mechanicallizard Party Escort Bot

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    Some serious Monkey hate you got there
     
  31. Tollbooth Willie

    Tollbooth Willie The Freeman

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    Dick sucker because that's what he is lmao I'm sorry that was immature let me write an apology

    Dear simon,


    FAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRT


    Sincerely,

    Eat shit and die

    xoxo
     
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  32. MuToiD_MaN

    MuToiD_MaN The Freeman

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    Well this thread certainly took an interesting turn.
     
  33. Stylo

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    It's like the script of a psychological Avant-garde film in here.
     
  34. Stigmata

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    Hare Runner
    based on the novel "Do Androids Dream of Rabbit Souls?" By Philip K. Buck
     
  35. BabyHeadCrab

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    I said this to an ex-girlfriend once during a **** session. It got her juices churning and jetting like a broken water main. I didn't even get any.
     
  36. Stylo

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