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Do rabbits have souls?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by The Monkey, Mar 9, 2012.


Do rabbits have souls?

  1. Yes

  2. No

  1. morgs

    morgs The Freeman

    Has anyone here eaten rabbit? They taste great in Hop-Suey!
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  2. CptStern

    CptStern suckmonkey

  3. Stigmata

    Stigmata The Freeman

    This has to stop. You're hurting people.
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  4. kineaesth

    kineaesth Moderate Staff Member

    Downvote him, he'll soon learn.

    That said, in the heat of the moment, I am always tempted to upvote a terrible pun.
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  5. morgs

    morgs The Freeman

    I'll only stop

    If you increase my Celery!

    Ok now I'm done.
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  6. Eejit

    Eejit The Freeman

    Usually this forum loves puns. In a thread like this members should be lapin it up.
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  7. Tyguy

    Tyguy Space Core

    All joking aside, never attempt to gut a rabbit unless your knife is sharp enough to split a hare.
  8. The Monkey

    The Monkey The Freeman

    I think the concept of rabbits having souls is a bit too furturistic for my liking.

  9. Stigmata

    Stigmata The Freeman

    These puns aren't worth jack.
  10. MuToiD_MaN

    MuToiD_MaN The Freeman

    More important than this thread's question: if your heart's not melted by this, then I question YOUR soul's status.

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  11. Au-heppa

    Au-heppa Pi Mu Rho's Worstest Enemy

    Everything cute and spiders have a soul. Dogs and humans don't, which is why dogs get along with human so well.
  12. Emporius

    Emporius Tank

    New, with the forum change I felt the need to revive one of my old avatars.
  13. toaster-chan

    toaster-chan Party Escort Bot

    I like the way you talk about your neighbor because I imagine him surfacing once or twice per day in the harsh afterrnoon light, it's high summer, he's walking with his shoulders hunched and dragging his feet in the damp grasses as he crosses his back yard, slack-jawed and wild-eyed as if driven by some growling animal hunger down in the depths where no light of humanity can reach, then emerging a few moments later with blood from his fingertips to his elbows and his mouth and his mouth dripping, spilling all down his front but he doesn't even seem to notice. I wish I had a neighbor like that

    If we're telling rabbit stories I have a really heartwarming one: one time my dog caught a rabbit and chewed half its skin off and crushed one of its back legs while somehow failing to kill it in the process (way to go champ). I was like fifteen and too much of a little chickenshit to just swiftly put it out of its misery, so I sat with it in my hands for a long time, gently pressing one of my fingertips up into its side at quick, regular intervals so as to simulate a heartbeat of another rabbit. It was my intention to make it feel like it wasn't alone when it died, but I think I just ensured that its last moments were at once entirely confusing and absolutely terrifying. Sometimes one means well but makes poor decisions
  14. Sgt.Tibbs

    Sgt.Tibbs Spy

    The cuteness is only so that they blend in with honest society. They never truly die. Instead, they leave their old bodies behind in order to become beings of pure bunnetic energy, feasting upon the souls of men working dead-end jobs and winos without booze.
  15. Acepilotf14

    Acepilotf14 The Freeman

    I have to kill a rabbit. Combat survival training hrrrr
  16. Stylo

    Stylo The Freeman

    There'll be one more little angel in heaven. :'|
  17. Eejit

    Eejit The Freeman

    For when you must combat armies of rabbits?

    So when do you deploy to Australia?
  18. Acepilotf14

    Acepilotf14 The Freeman

    once the aussies get uppity i assume
  19. Raziaar

    Raziaar I Hate Custom Titles

    I think this thread is incredibly relevant today.
  20. Stylo

    Stylo The Freeman

    Lest we forget when the Romans crucified the Easter Bunny, who died for our sins.
  21. Stigmata

    Stigmata The Freeman

    Jesus didn't have a soul. That's why he came to Earth.
  22. morgs

    morgs The Freeman

    Surely that wasn't his soul purpose for coming here.
  23. Naph

    Naph Companion Cube

    Weren't you done?
  24. Stigmata

    Stigmata The Freeman

    This is your last warrening, morgs.
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  25. morgs

    morgs The Freeman

    Done with rabbit puns, sure. Jesus is a whole different kettle of fish.
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  26. simonyu

    simonyu Headcrab

    why don't you just go to hell? sucker!
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  27. simonyu

    simonyu Headcrab

    what are you going to do about it ? sucker?
  28. Tollbooth Willie

    Tollbooth Willie The Freeman

    Hey simon, you're gay.
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  29. kineaesth

    kineaesth Moderate Staff Member

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  30. Stigmata

    Stigmata The Freeman

    He's gay for rabbits.
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  31. mechanicallizard

    mechanicallizard Party Escort Bot

    Some serious Monkey hate you got there
  32. Tollbooth Willie

    Tollbooth Willie The Freeman

    Dick sucker because that's what he is lmao I'm sorry that was immature let me write an apology

    Dear simon,



    Eat shit and die

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  33. MuToiD_MaN

    MuToiD_MaN The Freeman

    Well this thread certainly took an interesting turn.
  34. Stylo

    Stylo The Freeman

    It's like the script of a psychological Avant-garde film in here.
  35. Stigmata

    Stigmata The Freeman

    Hare Runner
    based on the novel "Do Androids Dream of Rabbit Souls?" By Philip K. Buck
  36. BabyHeadCrab

    BabyHeadCrab The Freeman

    I said this to an ex-girlfriend once during a **** session. It got her juices churning and jetting like a broken water main. I didn't even get any.
  37. Stylo

    Stylo The Freeman

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